“She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…..cocaine.” — Eric Clapton

Another day, another coke fueled animated rant dialogue from Donald Trump, Jr. Junior wants you to know how bad things are. Yes, yes, he knows that unemployment is low, but don’t let that make you think we have a good economy. And yes, the dollar is strong, but don’t let that make you think that the whole $hithouse isn’t going to go up in flames any time now.

Because, you see, Daddy is campaigning on America In Decline and American Carnage and hellfire and brimstone, all that. So Junior doesn’t care what the facts really are or what those heretics at the Washington Post have to say about them, he knows more, and he’s going to preach the Word of MAGA.

Naturally, his socio economic insights excite and delight others.

The amazing thing is that he does one of these basically every day and nobody in his inner circle either knows or cares. I would love to know where Kimberly is when Junior is doing one of these.

Maybe he could cut a lot of these together and market them as, “Junior: The Motion Picture.” No?

Now, for all you average income folks out there, listen up: Junior understands your hardships. He feels your pain. Oh yes, he does. He got his Economics degree at Trump University, need I say more?

 

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7 COMMENTS

  1. No one likes this muthaphuqqa, if he was my family member….. he would’ve already had an intervention be sweating, shaking, vomiting at somebody’s rehab clinic. They don’t like this muthaphuqqa!

  2. Riding that train…high on cocaine…donnie…you better watch your speed…trouble ahead…trouble behind…I would add you’ve lost what little mind you ever possessed. Time to go shoot a chained up lion Mr big game hunter.

  3. What’s he doing in that one picture. Holding a roach. And all you have to know is the origin of that song by Clapton. Everyone thinks he’s extolling the virtues of the illicit drug cocaine. The reality is that Clapton was stoned to the begeses when his young son crawled out a ten something story window and fell to his death. He lost his son and his wife on that day. And somewhere in that timeframe Clapton got sober. But he had nothing left. If you listen to the song in that context it will never be the same. I got sober and near the same time and it totally left me feeling bad for the man. You see, I had a similar situation. The woman I was living with caught me at a friends house totally wasted while I was watching her son. Her son was alright but she wasn’t. Told me not to grace her doorstep ever again. Well it was poetic that shortly before I actually hit bottom she let me visit her and spend the night. That was part of the reason I got sober. She couldn’t stand the sight of me but she still loved me. All these years later I still think about her. And the song cocaine still gets me. It’s a kinship that doesn’t have any merits for inclusion.

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