It’s hard to know exactly how to characterize Donald Trump’s magnificent splat earlier Thursday when his much ballyhooed “major announcement” turned out to be jack nothing beyond a grifting ad for digital trading cards.
Nobody was expecting that. And I mean, No.Body. You read all the speculations, here and elsewhere, that had him announcing everything from his VP to plans to take over the House speakership, etc.
What possessed him to come up with the digital trading cards hype is not yet known, unless his niece decides to chime in with a psychiatric opinion, which would be quite welcome. All that is known is that the crescendos of screaming laughter and pointing fingers were too much for Trumpty, so he came up with a REAL major announcement, so there, and damn you all to Hell besides. And as to you cowardly ketchup bottles, you better stop clinking in the cabinets, because you’re annoying him and you’re really gonna get it.
Trumpty's gonna show you. You won't laugh at THIS major announcement. https://t.co/KpN2HadWDJ
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) December 15, 2022
Now you’ve heard it all. Trumpty’s Manifesto. The minute his butt hits the chair in the Oval Office, which will be five minutes past noon on the 12th of Never (and that’s a long long time) he’s going to sign the executive order. You just watch him. His knuckles will be white, he’s going to sign that order with such power, the way a Real Man signs a Real Major Announcement and the Executive Order that goes with it. It will be an historic occasion for sharpies everywhere, you just wait.
The man is so far beyond pathetic that I’m seriously beginning to wonder if he’s going to make it through to the primaries.
But I hope he does. Because there are going to be some incredibly entertaining attack ads. For those, I cannot wait. I see them in my dreams, already. Lincoln Project, the man is giving you gold. Spin away. Create a masterpiece.
(Trump) “It’s coming…SOON…” Sure. Right after Infrastructure Week.
What a National, Fucking, Embarrassment. I’d say global but unfortunately, for whatever reason, more than one fucking embarrassment (putin, rocketman, mbs, orban….) on this planet runs a country. Shit-for-brains is in good company and this ought to scare the shit out of global population.
Presidents and former presidents do not act like that fucking pillow-selling idiot hawking inferior products. When was the last time a president promoted anything other than a pol or their favorite charity? What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Aw, god, not more of this raving a**hole. I couldn’t even get through two minutes of his schtick. It’s all lies and fantasy, as if he’s believing the cartoon superman version of himself, that he’s so tough. Not! He’s an idiot full of noise and fury, projecting his faults and weaknesses for the world to see. I hope I live long enough to see him reduced to the state of irrelevance (and hopefully, silence) he so richly deserves. We’ve endured his malicious sociopathy and narcissism for far too long.
Here I come to save the day!!!! Mighty Mouse
What’s with the ‘freedom of speech’ thing. There is NO law regarding censorship, the ‘right to free speech’ simply doesn’t exist.
“Congress shall make no law ….. abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press…”
It does NOT say that any media, hard copy or digital can’t regulate what it publishes. In fact it doesn’t say explicitly or implicitly that anyone can say what they wnte. It simply says Congress cant pass a law regarding it.
I’m not suggesting that people should be censored – simply the First Amendment doesn’t say what people think it does