Twitter Falls Over as MTG Gets Offended by Masks, Underwear, COVID and Farts

Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Cut off the “Greene,” Can we?) is a member of the United States House of Representatives, and you are not. Nor am I.

Let. That. Sink. In. Again, do it again!

She is not a smart woman, and we’ll demonstrate that below. But the laugh line shouldn’t get in the way of something equally problematic. Why is Marj offended by other people wearing masks? Because she is. No one, NO ONE, is forcing or even asking Marj to wear a mask. Why does she find it to be a problem that others do? Because she does, that’s why. And fck you, too (that’s from Marj), and your shitty mask because she has you outsmarted!

Second of all, she wears good quality underwear, okay? She’s talking about the good cotton that only a $190K salary with virtually every expense covered can provide. If you need to remove yourself from the device to gag thinking of Marj’s panties, we all understand and will wait.

So Marj cannot figure out why it is that her high-quality cotton – as opposed to your shitty tissue paper mask – cannot protect you or her from the smell of her or your fart. How is it that a mask is going to protect you from COVID or RSV? Huh?

I really think she should barge into the middle of a knee replacement surgery (Highly guarded against inner-bone infection) and let them know that even high-quality cotton isn’t going to protect them. (Many surgeons wear things that are almost helmets now when doing middle bone operations).

This is a congress member who sits on the COVID Subcommittee, and for those who are asking, yes – this is also a slice of Saturday Night entertainment. Pop a beer:

I can't believe this fart whiffer is on the Covid sub-committee.😳 pic.twitter.com/JZrXvdYpGn

— 👉🏻Sabrina On The Left Coast👈🏻 (@samiamnurnot) January 28, 2023

Yeah, huh! Beat that logic, you high school biology student!! Why don’t we ask a dog? They smell shit! Tiny stuff, like pheasants!

Again, this is a member of Congress. We – you and I – are not. One gets the feeling that this isn’t the way the founders drew this up. Amazingly, Marj was originally opposed by an insanely conservative Republican… neurosurgeon, one that might be able to explain what it is that masks can protect people from viruses but not farts.

Here, maybe Marj can watch this:

And remember, she is offended by other people wearing masks. Saturday Night Live will have a tough time doing better.
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