We know for sure that nanosexual Tucker Carlson fetishizes manly men… the amount of time he devotes to masculinity
and his perceived and lamented loss of it in American Culture easily outpaces his other obsessions with imaginary monsters that only exist only in his and his dim witted viewer’s minuscule cerebral cortexes, where it competes for space with Viagra and Dulcolax ads and images of chiseled ball-tanners.

This weekend, in pursuit of his lost manliness, Tucker attended the funeral of the late honcho of the Hell’s Angels, Sonny Brager, whose life choices I assure you had nothing to do with the bow tied fish-heir, conducted at the Stockton 99 Speedway in Stockton, California.

There he met with some Angels who were, I guess, not adverse to posing with a normie to get their mugs on television, though I dare say some may live to regret it when their fellow riders start busting on them.


Yup


One would think.


🤣🤣😆😆🤣


😂😂😂😂


Yup


You and me both, Mary.


😅🤣😂😂


Yup


🤣🤣🤣

Give it up, Tucker, nobody is buying your tough guy act.

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  2. The Angel’s stomped hunter after he had spent a year with them. It was over him trying to stop one of them from beating up his girlfriend. Great group of guys. Go hide in the cloakroom tuck. What a fucking poser.

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    • Oh Red, you must really enjoy hanging out with us.
      Listen, the NYPost isn’t exactly known for its great journalism, but you wouldn’t know that. What – has your subscription to the National Enquirer run out?

      Keep trying to egg us on. I find you merely pathetic.
      Fetterman is a decent human being who actually cares about people. Compassion is a good thing; he’s quite aware of what many folks have to deal with in life. Life is hard and he tries to help out.

      Tucker Carson is nothing but a pampered prep school boy who has never really accomplished anything on his own. Tucker loves riling folks up. He has a cushy life with multiple homes and has people around to do most things for him. What a poser he is as the previous commenter said.

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      • And I find you gullible. You don’t know me. I don’t have subscriptions. I research. I source everybody (not the ones that make me feel good like you do). Sorry you can’t read what a writer is trying to do in an article. Please don’t talk to me. You’re just too gullible and stupid for me.

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        • It’s easy to “know” you by what you present. Just another idiot who doesnt know a Patriot from his butt. A loser who has nothing to offer America but whining. Hmmm. sounds so much like tRump. And why would it matter to anyone of substance if Fetterman has a growth on his neck. Only a GOP cretin would care. You say “A man who likes to hide things is not a good sign”. I guess that’s why you wear pants- to hide the little thing you’re hiding. Grow some, quit whining, and learn to be a man.

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        • Hi RED, If you don’t want to talk to us, why do you come here? I believe you have nothing better to do. Since you get A LOT of attention here with your comments, you seem to like posting and interacting with the regulars. If you don’t like all the attention you receive, then sign off and go away. You will not change anyone’s mind. Hence the logical explanation is that you crave the attention.

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    • I have. I was able to back it up however in such a way that left no doubt in the dumb-ass’ mind what how long he’d live after I offed his ass. There are appropriate times to use a weapon, or threaten to which is all that is needed with their pussy asses. The hell’s angels are a syndicate and have been for decades. Don’t build them up to be more than they are or even were. They are not what they were and they weren’t all that bad ass to begin with. You were in a lot more danger in the neighborhood I spent my primary school years in, and you still would be, than from any of these fags–and I don’t mean gay men BTW.

      And liar tuck, let’s not even rehash his gay behavior. He’d be more of a man if he’d just come clean and out of the closet.

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    • Fetterman never claimed to be a rags to riches guy. Although his parents were young (19) when he was born his dad became successful and a partner in an insurance agency. Fetterman describes himself as growing up privileged, and also coasting on it for a time. I think it was the death of a friend in CT in a car accident that caused him to engage in a hard look at himself and get his shit together. Backing up a bit, he’s a larger than average guy (taller and more solid) than most and he played football in college, albeit for a quite small school. Something literal trust fund (Swanson’s frozen dinners) Carlson never did. I wonder if Carlson played any competitive sports that involved contact at all? Even in baseball getting hit by a pitch or a batted or thrown ball that takes a bad hop can hurt a fair amount. I had bruises to prove it, as well as my share of cuts and bruises from contact sports.

      CARLSON is the pussy in all this. (sorry ursula for using that term)

      Funny thing, in his zeal to try and play tough guy by hanging out at a funeral with actual tough, hardened criminals (and that’s what Hell’s Angels are) Tucker’s attempt at cosplay was weak. About as prep school boy as you can get! Like so many fetishists who show off, fondle and for all I know sleep with their GUNS even though doing so doesn’t make their dicks (or for women boobs) the tiniest bit bigger, Tucker’s dick didn’t get any bigger by going to Barber’s funeral. But he DID inherit a huge amount of money and can afford his very own EV charging station to tan his junk like that dude in that WTF? video!

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        • Ok smartass, it’s a snarky assumption based on anecdotal evidence. Both before, during and after my own service (Marines) I knew plenty of tough, patriotic people (mostly men but not all) who risked and sacrificed greatly for this country, as well as some in law enforcement including one legendary U.S. Fish & Wildlife Agent. I was also introduced to firearms at a young age (got my first shotgun when I was seven but only handled it with dad supervising and/or hunting with me for several years until he was assured I was well taught. I’ve handled countless firearms since (including anti-tank missiles if they count while on active duty) including making extra money working the gun counter at a Sport Authority nearly two decades ago. NONE of that made my own dick any bigger. And no, I’m not going to brag and claim pornstar penile size. Average. (TMI but what the hell) Given that, and despite it being just personal, anecdotal experience I’m fairly certain that hanging out with “tough guys” or fondling guns, even military style ones increases the size of one’s sexual organs. So fuck off and go fuck yourself troll.

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  7. And next week, Hell’s Angels announce that they’ll be Tucker Carlson’s bodyguards when he steps out for dinner so he doesn’t get bullied for being the twat that he is. Of course, they’ll all have to wear a bow tie and change their name to Tucker’s Fuckers.

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    • Loafers & no socks to go with the colorful gay jackets. Hell’s Charley Angels. Time for tea & crumpets. You know whatever they serve the boys at private schools, like where tuck went. Of course, Holden already covered their phony bullshit in Catcher.

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