This makes a great deal of sense, if you have learned how Donald Trump “thinks.” Yes, I know, putting those two words, Trump and thinks, in the same same sentence makes it an oxymoron. But words are the only tools we have in describing this fool, so even when they fail us, we must carry on.

Trump is in Las Vegas today. I don’t know if he’ll stay over at his eponymously named hotel, but I can tell you that there’s plenty of room. On occasion I’ll be chatting with friends in other states who think about coming to Vegas for a visit and I’ll check rooms in town while we’re on the phone; and when Bellagio’s and Caesar’s and other places are packed, there’s always lots of space available at the Trump International. Here’s what he’s spewing into the desert air, as we speak.

This makes sense. Elise Stefanik is actively whoring herself out trying to get picked as Trump’s VP. And frankly, it’s my belief that he will pick her. But this sudden bromance with Tim Scott in the past few weeks has me wondering. Look at it this way: Trump doesn’t want a woman on the ticket. He might very well be compelled to pick one, but it’s against his better judgement. But if he believes that Tim Scott will guarantee a massive black vote, then he may very well pick Scott. Elise or Kristi Noem are not going to pull him any kind of a voting bloc that he needs. And neither is Tim Scott, but Trump doesn’t know that.

And what I wouldn’t give to see Scott debate Kamala Harris. OMG, that should be on Pay Per View. That will be epic. Keep a careful eye on this. It may go this way. Meanwhile, there were other gaffes.

And now we have the cognitive test coupled with a “Sir” story. Aye aye aye aye aye.

I’m going to attempt to fact check the cognitive test containing math problems that you do in your head. This is a new one on me.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. The only math test I know of on a test for cognitive impairment is the one where you count back from 100, subtracting 7 each time. But then he’s too cognitively impaired at this point to recall that. And anyway, he likes to exaggerate the difficulty of the test.

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    • that’s the one. very basic arithmetic. there’s also finding letters and numbers in order in a random scatter of them, drawing a line 1A2B3C4D5E.

  2. In the extermination camps the nazis set up, the actual day to day managers were Jews…the capos who sold out to the nazis, who assisted in the extermination of 11 million people, 6 million of which were fellow Jews. Congrats Tim! You are an evil pissant traitor standing with the virulent racist Trump! How you can look yourself in the mirror knowing the history of your race and the murder, rape and genocide committed by people like Trump, is a goddamn mystery to me. How much did the devil promise you for your eternal soul? You do know Jesus reportedly said he was a liar and murderer don’t you?

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  3. You just daddy Fred looked at dingleberry and saw a similar version of his grandson Eric. You know he did.

    More black votes than ever before. Really? More than the first and only black president received? Really dumb-ass? I’m not saying there aren’t dumb mother-f*cking black people out there-of course there are (see tim scott and every other black republican–it is an easy count f.f.s.). I’m just saying there aren’t as many moronic black people as there are moronic magats. The proof is in dingleberry’s circus side shows, I mean election rallies. Pretty white at those events.

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  4. I think Tim Scott is in the running…or, at the least, Trump told him he was. I can picture Trump telling Scott, “I will consider putting a black guy on the ticket, but not one who everybody still thinks is gay! Nobody believed your debate BS with that white chick anyway. So, put a ring on it before New Hampshire and make sure we see it and make sure she says yes. If you marry her before the convention and can get people to believe she not just a convenient gay beard….maybe I’ll name you Veep.” So far, Scott is going along with the plan, but Trump will snicker when he names someone else!

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