Forget about Toyko Rose or Hanoi Hannah, they were bush league compared to Jason Miller’s replacement as Trump spokesperson, a real gem named Liz Harrington. Don’t take our word for it, just listen.
After complaining that the Justice Department is looking into the Arizona audit, Trump's new spokesperson refers to January 6 as a peaceful protest pic.twitter.com/vorvLSs37y
— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) June 16, 2021
What’s that you say? St. John’s Church never burned down? Pshaw. Next you’ll be telling me the Bowling Green Massacre never took place.
If you’re wondering what bridge Trump found this troll under, she used to work for the RNC. That makes a great deal of sense. The Hill:
“It is an honor of a lifetime to represent President Trump and to stand for the truth,” Harrington said in the announcement. “At such a critical time for our country, President Trump’s fighting spirit is needed now more than ever. We will not stand idly by and let America fall to the Radical Left-Wing Mob.”
Harrington was a proponent of multiple unfounded claims after the 2020 election, suggesting President Biden‘s strong performance in some Democratic counties was indicative of election fraud, CNN reported.
“Liz Harrington is a fighter,” Trump said in the statement. “She was an important part of our receiving more votes than any incumbent President in U.S. history, far more than we received the first time we won.”
This is off to a roaring start. Here’s the peaceful protest where they just “opened the doors.”
“They opened the doors and people walked through.” ? https://t.co/gEVT5XHaBk
— Sanho Tree (@SanhoTree) June 16, 2021
Sure, Jan. pic.twitter.com/Snoasmk4sF
— Texas Twinkie (@mom_cadet) June 16, 2021
I guess all these outlets got it wrong, but don’t worry, Trump’s new spox has it right, that’s all that matters.
And here’s an interesting photo just submitted by Rep. Reuben Gallego (D-AZ) of that peaceful, harmonious day. This is in response to Rep. Paul Gosar’s (R-AZ) claim that Ashli Babbitt was “executed.”
I took this picture knowing the Republicans would try to memory hole the January 6th insurrection. Sad that I was proven right.
— Ruben Gallego (@RubenGallego) June 16, 2021
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell, “1984”
Which party? The one that Gosar, Harrington, and Trump all belong to. The one that stood for conservatism at some point and now stands for lies.
Just what the former guy wants: another lying spokesperson.
I just hope she gets her salary paid in advance; given who her client is, if she waits till after she’s done work, she’s gonna be lucky to get paid in “Mar-a-Lago dollars,” redeemable only at Mar-a-Lago, and good only for a year from the issue date (and, for added fun, they work like credit card “points”–M$L10,000 will earn her 1 night’s stay at the resort in a regular room, food and drinks not included).
Orwell’s 1984 was supposed to be a warning! The republiQanon cult of the Orange Monster thinks of it as a blueprint of how they want things to be!
Now what did you expect PJ? He only hires people who agree with every word that drips from his mouth