Yesterday Trump said he would make a major announcement today. We were talking about announcements such as nominating himself as speaker of the house, announcing his running mate, announcing that he was forming an independent party and running as a MAGA…
How stupid were we? Dumber than bunnies charging wolves? The major announcement was that Trump is putting out superhero cards, digital ones mother ffffff! How much ass does this kick? Other than none:
From Mediaite:
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my Life & Career! Collect all of your favorite Trump Digital Trading Cards, very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting. Go to collecttrumpcards.com/ & GET YOUR CARDS NOW! Only $99 each! Would make a great Christmas gift. Don’t Wait. They will be gone, I believe, very quickly!
$99.00 Dollars… More than a pretty decent pair of shoes, more than a functionally nice watch (we’re not talking wealthy here), about the same as a lot of people will spend for a very nice Christmas Dinner, beautiful ham, maybe even Prime Rib… Or the $100 you owe on your cellphone bill. His trading cards are more valuable in his eyes. That is major.
Good God.
We can only hope that his next major announcement is that he’s barring the doors at Mar-a-Lago and creating a bat cave that no one knows about (Except the people that hear the announcement), and he’s never coming out. Even if they charge him with a crime. He will use his superpowers and they will buy cards at his gift shop.
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This guy… has a LOT of legal bills coming, so it’s good that he is trying to make some more money!
Digital trading cards. About as valuable as cryptocurrency (totally with you Dennis) but at least you “might” win a raffle prize. He does like to renege on things,just sayin’.
The ideal gift for people you hate!
The folks over at “Trumpy Bear” (haven’t seen one of their commercials this year – maybe they folded) must be sooooooo depressed at this! How can they compete with Trump the “superhero?”
Clearly an act of desperation from a guilty liar who in his heart of hearts knows his days are limited.
I like the one that offers a chance to win a private zoom call and the chance to ask any question you like:
“Tell me – when are you going to stop telling lies and start paying your taxes?”