They’re having quite a wing ding up in Minden tonight. Oh, yes. Tis glad I am they decided to not do it in Las Vegas. The Nevada GOP is out in force and their idol, Don Don the Clown has come to perform for the MAGA audiences, which they believe will carry them to victory next month.

Maybe they’re right. Or maybe they’re wrong.

In any event, here’s the cream of the Nevada GOP. You might want to save this clip, just in case you ever need to induce vomiting. Here we go.

Here are two more alphas, and they’re your favorites, Kash Patel and Ric Grenell. Grenell is especially popular here in Nevada for his stolen election drivel, which, as you will soon see, is amplified by Jim Marchant, the GOP candidate for Secretary of State.

This is it, folks. I have no way of knowing what the cream of the Whig party looked like back in the mid-1800’s, because we didn’t have the technology to record them that we do now, but this is what this iteration of the GOP looks like, as it goes to its knees like a sick cow.

I don’t know if the GOP will rise Phoenix-like from the ashes, but ashes is the direction they’re going and they’re going to have to do something from that vantage point.

Here’s the anti-Christ of Nevada politics, right here. This is Jim Marchant, an election denier running for Secretary of state. May God help us all if he gets elected.

His coalition of election-denying secretaries of state. My God. I don’t even want to think.

Here is Trumpty Dumpty playing elder statesman and warning us all about nuclear war.

Trump understands the “power of nuclear,” you see. He had his consultant, General Ripper, explain it all to him, especially the part about the precious bodily fluids.

File this under the Can’t Win For Losing file. Trump isn’t happy that Hunter Biden may be charged by the DOJ, he makes it all about him. What else?

More of the same. Trump wants to prosecute Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Obama and Dubya. I guess Carter is too old and H.W. is mercifully dead, so he doesn’t have to deal with this. We envy you, H.W., sincerely, we do. You’re in a better world now, the definition of “better world” being anyplace where Trump is not.

Those are the low lights. One month from today we’ll know a lot more about the state of our democracy.

I’ll give it up to the Nevada Democratic party, by God. The day doesn’t pass when somebody isn’t putting a flyer on my patio. I keep missing these people, but I hope I do run into them so I can compliment them personally.

The people who walk the precincts are the foot soldiers of democracy. Never forget that.

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  3. This will become the rallying cry of all the losers for the rest of time: my win was stolen from me. I imagine this will permeate throughout every type of contest, game, etc. To be a citizen of a country with the weakest and whiniest losers in all of human history is embarrassing on a level I’ve never had to deal with before and I am a person who has, multiple times fallen on my face crossing a busy intersection.

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  4. Oh the irony! He understands the power of the n word. That’s why he could have saved Florida. Drop a nuke on hurricane Ian…problem solved!!! Sweep the forests out west…no more fires!!! Make yourself president for life & no more stolen elections!!! Now if he could only figure out how to get his wife to hold his hand in public…he’s golden. Uh…er…bronze? Orange? Whatever!

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