No, we don’t know if they were big strong men and called him “Sir.” Those are the other two elements to this pathological lie that Donald Trump tells over and over again. I guess he needs to believe it.
His inner child was crying the day that he flew up to Manhattan and was arraigned. Of that there’s little question.
As to anybody else weeping, unless they were tears of joy, I would take this following comment with a bucket or two of salt.
People who worked at the courthouse were crying because they were happy to see the conman from Queens being arrested. One officer even let the door slam into Trump with tears of joy in his eyes.
— Gailen David  (@gailendavid) April 11, 2023
You’ve heard the unreality of Trump’s hallucinatory experience while in the Manhattan court house. Here’s the plain truth of what happened.
Shout out to the guy who didn’t hold the door open for Trump pic.twitter.com/2KULzAJlL3
— sam wollaston (@samwollaston) April 4, 2023
Trump had to keep a door from hitting him in the face, imagine that?
It’s wettest crying we’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/DkHmCpl3wR
— Trump is headed for prison (@nogg_the) April 11, 2023
Now of course we believe Trump. So we searched far and wide and came up with this truthful account. You’re welcome.
That’s what happened. And because they all went into a dead faint, nobody was able to digitally or otherwise record this historic moment. But we’re sure it’s really true and it happened just this way, the day Donald Trump socked it to the Manhattan D.A.
They fainted from the mixed smell of his Depends and his makeup.
It makes you wonder who he makes up these stories for. I assume that the MAGAs watched the same things on TV that day that we did. But I guess they’ll believe whatever Trump says happened. If he says space aliens came in and took him up in their craft, and they were sobbing too, then I guess MAGA will believe it.
Well, the MAGAts spent 4 years believing everything Trump said, no matter what it was–even when it contradicted something he said an hour earlier AND both statements were caught on tape.
Even when they see things with their very own eyes, magas think it’s all fake news. So they believe whatever dfg conman tells them.
Well one might want to ask if they were laughing 😂 just previous to the crying. You know how it is when you get to laughing 😂 and can’t stop. Then you look up and there’s the idiot right in front of you. What are you going to do.
Everyone is laughing at the national disgrace.
His accomplices are frantic.
The world’s worst job has got to be Donald Trump Handler. It’s a job that is impossible to do.
His own mother failed at it.
No,actually she rejected it. Allegedly when he came home for summer from military school she went to Scotland alone to be away from him.
I’m absolutely sure there were tears of joy, not uncommon here where we live … The Repubs have turned Iowa into a blood red pond of shit gibbons … Our only joy is watching #22 on the women’s team at Iowa University … Go Hawks !!!
Tears of laughter, and not with Trump, but AT him.
And they probably do not get paid! Who would be willing to do that for free??? Never mind, any maga would do it.
The Courthouse Wept ?
The only place your going to see it is in a Monty Python flick , and I’m not sure they ever went there .
Considering the source of this hogs wallow .
Sounds more like one of his veiled admissions , he was using a mild blend of teer gas , shot from the artificial gardenia pinned to his lapel !
I.am siding with the door, myself.
It is precisely what I would dp.if Fat Donnie tried to enter my house. And I hold doors for everybody. I went to Catholic schools. Those small courtesies (and for that matter, curtsies,because one school.taught us to courtesy if a teacher came into the room; it’s a,skill.that is only useful if I meet King Charles III or in the SCA at court, full court curtsey) ate drummed into.us.