I guess the Ruskies are the bad guys again. Wait until Putie hears this, he’ll be so disappointed. Although Putie, being nothing if not a pragmatist, has probably already given up on Donald Trump and is figuring out the cultivation of his next useful idiot. So much time wasted on Donald and Ivana in Moscow in the 80’s. Sigh. Ivana’s pushing up grass beside the first hole at Bedminster and Donald’s throwing ketchup bottles and tearing out his remaining strands of hair. What’s a dictator to do? You just can’t get good help anymore.

the tweet ends, “meaning EVERY American will be taxed up to 80% of their income! If you want more CASH and less TAX, VOTE TRUMP!!!” Three exclamation points but he’s not upset or anything. He’s doing fine, just fine. Now this tweet I really love.

“made healthcare more affordable and accessible for our Nation’s Heroes! Kamala and Walz will put Criminals, Terrorists, and Illegal Aliens FIRST. I will always put law-abiding, hardworking, patriotic AMERICANS First!” Hey, I want to stay in the luxury hotels with the illegal aliens. Are some of them space aliens, I hope? Where do I sign up?

And now I see the Republican platform with great clarity. Let’s just rearrange it slightly. Let’s make it Criminals, Aliens, and Terrorists or CATS, which explains the childless cat lady crack. Great. I definitely want to stay with the CATS in the luxury hotels and have my healthcare taken care of. This is sounding better all the time.

“there will be famine, starvation, and poverty, the likes of which we have never seen. America will NEVER recover!” See, you’ll starve to death with Kamala, the stock market will crash and WWIII will start. But life will be paradise under Trumpty Dumpty. This is so far out there that future historians will read this and wonder if this is self-parody.

Trump is probably reacting to the cheery headline that Newsweek is running,  “Kamala Harris Leads Trump In Six National Polls In One Day.” Trump reads a headline like that and he hears the clang of prison doors behind him.

In a poll of 1,000 likely voters by ActiVote, conducted between August 7 and 14, the vice president opened up a lead of 4.8 percentage points on her opponent in a head to head matchup, with 52.4 percent of the vote to Trump’s 47.6 percent. The poll had a 3.1 percent margin of error.

Harris also led Trump by 2 points when third party candidates were included in a poll of 1,407 registered voters conducted by The Economist and YouGov between August 11 and 13. Head-to-head, Harris was leading Trump by 4 points, on 49 percent to his 45 percent. The poll had a 3.2 percent margin of error.

The vice president has taken the lead in multiple polls after Joe Biden pulled out of the 2024 race to be president and endorsed her as the Democratic nominee. Harris has proven to be a unifying force for the party as she prepares to go up against Republican nominee Trump on November 5.

Wipe out, Donald. Team Trump sinks to the bottom of the sea.

 

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. To paraphrase Hunter S Thompson when he talked about Nixon: if there were any true justice in the world Trump would be in the belly of a hammerhead shark headed south of Easter Island.

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    • I wanted to.bellydance toit,with the intro being “Another Arabian Night” from.Aladdin,Wipe out for the Taksim, ending with Hava Nagila.

  2. Wait a minute. Wasn’t Donald just talking to the Muskrat the other day about possibly moving to Venezuela if he loses the election?

    And now, he’s posting an attack on VP Harris by disparaging Venezuela’s economy? If he actually were to move to Venezuela, what economy does he think he’d be participating in? (I think it’s also funny he’s claiming that Venezuela’s “dangerous criminals” are crossing the US-Mexico border but most of the folks who’ve left Venezuela–as I’ve heard–are RICH opponents of the current Venezuelan government, the kind who can actually afford to leave.)

  3. If such a thing was even in the realm of remote possibility, it would STILL be worth it. Putting von shitzinpants back in the w.h. result in a depression the world has never seen before-it would make our 1929 depression look like a slight economic downturn. In fact, the U.S. as we have EVER known it (in our entire history), would cease to be. I wish to fuck people would get a clue about what awaits us should we be subject to another shitzi administration–a theocratic hell-scape that would make Iran and Afghanistan look like countries with too much freedom. And regardless if shitzi is elected or not–republicans/magats pose an existential threat to the U.S.

    A progressive country would do what all progressive countries do: enrich the ENTIRE population in the ways that count. Happiness, productivity, educational achievement, longer life spans (and money to spend–that is about the only thing way too many americans think has value)–these are the hallmarks of progressive nations. Ever notice something about the northern European nations? Always at the top of the happiness index, always at the top of educational indices, very productive (in fact, more so than we are to be blunt), and since we had way too many ‘pube administrations intent upon turning our middle/working/lower classes into serfs the good folks in places like Finland, etc. have taken over the top spots life span-wise. The U.S. lost ground when reagan took office and every republican admin. took another bite out of our potential since then in order to pay their masters, the wealthy and craporations, and worship their deity the almighty dollar. Our country almost sounded its death knell when von shitzi took office. It won’t be almost and it will expire should he be allowed to set one pinky toe in the oval.

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