Maybe it’s time for cognitive test number four, or is it five? Donald Trump was doing a presser on Air Force One today and had some Bizarro World predictions about coming changes in the geopolitical (and cultural) state of our good neighbor to the north. Or our neighbor, in any event. While good Canadians and good Americans shake our collective heads at what has happened to a wonderful alliance, both economic and cultural, Trump can’t seem to trash what’s left of the relationship enough.
Trump: We don't want China to take over Canada and if they make the deal that he's looking to make, China will take over Canada. And the first thing they're going to do, end ice hockey. pic.twitter.com/qm849JwVNc
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) February 1, 2026
We are indeed a laughingstock throughout the world. That much is true. Can 2028 come faster, please? And will he leave voluntarily? We’ve had bad presidents before but this is the first time we’ve had a disastrous one that we’ve wondered would try to hang on to power illegally. And expect Trump to keep us guessing, too, and keep the Trump 2028 tom toms going. That’s part of his power trip. By talking about 2028 he pwns the libs and gins up the lunatic fringe, simultaneously. Or so he thinks.
The finest way for Trump to leave us would be in a pine box. Meantime, he and his enablers are plotting to stifle the midterms, using their private ICE army to keep enemy voters from the polls. Be warned: it could work.
ABSOLUTELY, BE WARNED!!!!!