Why do I get the impression that Donald had a lousy birthday? Could it be because 1) He was arraigned in Miami the day before? 2) He returned to Bedminster, only to find a cryptic Instagram post from Ivanka and zip from Melania? and 3) He’s now talking about what a real birthday bash is, with games and festivities that go on and on for over a year. Somebody didn’t get this guy an ice cream cone and a pony ride when it might have done some good.

I’ve got a better idea. I think the party should mainly be in the airports that the Revolutionary Army manned back in 1776. You remember that, don’t you?

You think we’re joking? We are not. Listen to this from July 4, 2019.

Do you people not know that the founding fathers all had private jets? I mean, what do you think they were, low lifes? And Paul Revere started out as a flight attendant, doncha know, who was very cognizant of flight delays. He knew that a really bad flight delay, say 130 years or so, could really mess up the war and the airports.

Not a lot of people know this, but Donald Trump does.

The Continental Army apparently had an air division that seized air superiority around the time the British took Charleston in 1780, so them holding air superiority gave them a major boost. Further more, the Continental Army eliminated the Royal Air Force in the 13 Colonies shortly before the Battle of Yorktown in 1781 when they launched a coordinated attack against British airports across the Eastern Seaboard. Then, of course, there was the Continental Time Travelling Forces, which utilized the time machine invented by Ben Franklin in 1682 to travel forwards from 1781 to 1812 and helped the US Army defend Fort McHenry against the British. Truly a monumental time in American history!

Not bad for a guy who spent his time flying kites in the rain. You wouldn’t expect a guy like that to go very far, but you would be wrong.

How we got through four years of this madness, topped off by the coda of the January 6 riot, is beyond me. Utterly beyond me. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think that we’re still culturally and collectively in shock, because Trump won’t leave the stage. The hits just keep on coming, like a 50’s rock station.

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  1. The hits keep coming but not like a 50s rock station. To me it’s more like a bunch of racist cops beating on a black guy that had been pulled over for no reason other than owning a nice car and being black driving in a well-too-do white area. As more cops show up in their cruisers and ask what’s going on, the Sgt. who’d been called to the scene because the victim had been shot a couple dozen times after being beaten nearly to death was groaning and instinctively tried to curl up into a ball to protect himself. The Sgt. (Trump) answers them by saying “Who cares what he did. He’s a N***er! Get on over there and get some action and of course they do, pulling out their tasers and nightsticks and getting in their own kicks, strikes and taunts at the man they have every intention of murdering right there in the street. That’s Trump, and the GOP.

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    • Trump has stated, publicly, he takes no responsibility for any part of the Pandemic, yet, he takes such pride in all he did not do during the Pandemic, confusing at times, but then, the Trump name pops up on a banner somewhere and the lies and knee deep BS continues …

      I surmise that a liar that ALWAYS lies as much as Trump does, can be counted on for full blast BS in every thing he does or does not do … “The Mexicans will pay for the wall” …

      What words will he use as the huge video screens behind the Judge show stacks of boxes in Mar-o-golf? … I didn’t know they were there, I never saw them before, I don’t know who put them there, must have been done by the FBI … ?

      It will turn into a circus of laughter in the court room, as the pea brain struggles with vocabulary and common sense …

      Common sense, fueled by the TRUTH, will rule against Trump, the REST of the story, as a very smart man on the old radio used to say … the States of NY and Georgia are salivating at the idea that they may deliver their own blows to the deflating image of a broken blow- heart …

  2. I’m pretty sure his cheapness would never pony up that kind of money, so I’m guessing he’s expecting to be re-elected and use tax dollars to fund this thing.

  3. My 4th celebration would be donny stripped in the public square, painted red, white, and blue, and strapped to a giant rocket of fireworks, and fired into the sky…now, THAT would be fun! Oh and show it on all the networks. We could also send up the gop traitors one by one for a complete day of fun. God blesh aamerrika!

    • If they used daytime rockets, they could have parachutes let them down into a large vat of manure, fitting final salute to their terrible last years …

  4. Why they wanna hurt a year like that: runnin’ over it. I’ve heard of past time, over time, in time, out of time…but runnin’ over time. Isn’t that against the law or somethin’?

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