Well, Traitor Tot is nothing if not a spoilsport. The media is busy trying to sell tomorrow’s summit as potentially earth shattering, instead of the political version of a local Kiwanis Club meeting it will more likely be, and NATO and Zelenskyy are looking behind them for fainting couches.
The fear is that once again the Dipsh*t Despot will once again be taken to the cleaners by Vlad the Imp, and Ukraine’s position will immediately become more precarious. Anytime prior to now, and that would have been a legitimate concern. But then, right on schedule, Here comes El Pendejo Presidente to spoil the joke by blurting out the punchline.
His Lowness wasn’t even on the plane today before the cat was out of the bag. He told assembled reporters in a rope line on the way to Air Force One that he had already pretty much resigned himself to the reality that, for him, tomorrow was going to amount to nothing more than an exercise in listening.
Right. And I’m gonna win the Las Vegas marathon this year. Donald Trump has never listened to anybody in his life other than his father, not even Donald Trump. And we know that because if he did ever listen to himself, he wouldn’t keep saying the same, self contradictory sh*t all the time.
Well, if Traitor Tot can spoil everybody else’s joke, the least I can do is to spoil his. After ten years of swimming in the cesspool of El Pendejo Presidente’s mind, I’ve become something of a Trump Whisperer. And I’m going to tell you exactly what Traitor Tot is going to be thinking tomorrow while Putin is prattling along, trying to con him, Jesus! Will you look at the legs on that Russian interpreter! What a set of pins! Sh*t, I hope they don’t serve those f*cking fish eggs on toast for lunch again. That’s about it.
Let me clue all of you hi cats and kitties in to my little secret about Traitor Tot that you don’t know. Despite the age and the encroaching senility, the simple fact is that this is not the same Donald Trump Putin dealt with from 2016-2020. And here’s why.
In his first term, when dealing with Putin, Trump was obsessed with one thing, Trump Tower Moscow. Trump would gladly have handed Putin his left nut in return for favorable terms in building that schlock palace. And Putin knew it, and toyed with Il Douche like a cat with a laser pen.
But now, in The Pampers President’s second term, he’s totally obsessed with something else. Mainly, his legacy in history. Trump only has one shot left at this, and he went into his second term already a lame duck with a fractured party. While America itself may not be turning isolationist, Trump himself is turning his attention totally inward, on his domestic agenda, and creating as much long term trouble for repair and renewal as possible.
Putin doesn’t seem to realize this yet, and he should, for several reasons. First, Traitor Tot no longer lavishes praise on Putin, nor, if his absence in saying so is any indication, they don’t talk on the phone like teenagers in love six times a week anymore. And when FrankenTrump returned from the NATO meeting, he gushed about what great guys and gals the NATO leaders were, how strong NATO was, and what a piece of sh*t Putin is.
Here’s what’s most likely to happen tomorrow. Putin will spend a couple of hours prattling conspiratorially on, trying to get Traitor Tot to back his land grab peace plan, and it will be like running water through a copper pipe, it leaves nothing behind, and takes nothing away with it. Trump will spend all his time trying to look up the translator’s skirt, and dreaming of double bacon cheeseburgers. I’ll actually be surprised if they even bother holding a post summit presser.
Putin is going to come out cold, stony broke from this meeting for one simple reason. He no longer has anything to offer Trump. And right now Traitor Tot could care less about anything that doesn’t have to do with immigration and tariffs. The best that happens is that Putin leaves with the status quo. The worst is that Putin bores His Lowness, NATO kisses his ass, and he announces new support for Ukraine. But my best guess is jack sh*t.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Thanks for the laugh, Murf. The “looking up the translator’s skirt and dreaming of cheeseburger” evokes an image that can’t be unseen. The only thing Putin might take away from this meeting is an idea of how long the ailing idiot might be around.
If you are right, Murph, why can I not help feeling that this was not Trump’s original intention? Yes, he is concerned about his “legacy” ( = Noble Piece Prize), but there’s the question of what is “good” for his legacy. I believe he was working out his great “peace strategy” to become the great peacemaker by givinge away a large portion of a country that is not his to give (Nemo dat quod non habet) — but somebody talked to him, very likely a few people, very likely a few people from Europe — and explained to him that he’d do a lot better to just keep his mouth shut. Another triumph for diplomacy.
He can offer 47 $$ to pay off Melania to stop the lawsuit against Biden. He’s going to come out with something he wants. He has ALL the receipts on 47. Part of the mineral rights to the land Ukraine gave 47? He will direct 47 on how to keep the diversion going. Putin will walk out with what he wants but he will tell 47 to act bigly about it all.