In Hawaiian the word “Aloha” means hello and goodbye. Which goes to show, if you spend enough time on an island in the sun, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going   George Carlin

And right now, Traitor Tot not only doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going, he doesn’t even know where he’s going. And that’s making for some amusing contradictions in his incoherent rally ramblings.

For instance, I recently wrote that there must be something Trump’s campaign sees in the Evangelical poll numbers that they really don’t like. Trump recently spoke at an Evangelical conference, where he literally begged for their support, Look, Christians, I really, really, really need you to come out and vote for me in November! I love you Christians!, I’m a Christian myself, and I love Christians. Please, just come out in November. And if you do that, you won’t have to do that in anymore. Everything will be fixed so good you won’t have to vote anymore.

But yet, recently, if you can find video of his blatherfests, including interviews, he’s singing a different tune, They keep asking me why I’m not campaigning? Why? Because I don’t need to campaign! I already have all the votes I need. I’ve got more votes than anybody in history. Now all we have to do is to make sure they don’t steal the election!

OK ass clown, which is it? Either you’re desperate for every Evangelical vote you can scrape up, which means that you don’t have all the votes you need, or you’re drowning in votes, which means that the Evangelicals can all stay in their yards and talk to their burning bushes? Enquiring minds want to know.

Again Trump is sowing the seeds of his own destruction. Trump supporters are at heart, common, simple souls. They must be simple, or they wouldn’t be wearing MAGA branded boxers under their Dr. Dentons. And the problem with simple souls is that they’re gullible, which for His Lowness is a feature, and not a bog.

Let’s say you have a wife and a couple of kids. Every damn day your wife reminds you to stop at the store on the way home and pick up milk. Waddaya gonna do? Stop and get milk, or you’re making another trip out.

But then one day your wife steps into the doorway and tells you, Honey, milk is so expensive it’s ridiculous. So I got a couple of cows for the back yard. It’s great! You don’t need to stop at the store anymore, I think we’re gonna be taking milk baths the way this is going! What are you going to do? Waste time and money stopping at the store for something you don’t need, or run straight home so you can start watching Cartoon Network with the kids?

Well, isn’t that basically what El Pendejo ex Presidente is telling his voters at every rally? Don’t vote by mail, that’s rigged! But at the same time, why should you get all dressed up on a November day and stand in line in the cold when I already have more votes than I can use? With his own fat, stupid New York mouth, Trump is giving them permission to stay home! Which is not a first for him. He said the same thing in the run up to the Georgia special Senate elections, claiming they were rigged, and telling his voters to boycott the thing until they got the fraud fixed.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result every time. That might work if you buy into Dr. Ian Malcolm’s Chaos Theory from Jurassic Park. But what does Trump know? When he leaves one rally stage on the way to another rally, he is immediately distracted by a bacon double cheeseburger and a large fries. By the time he’s finished stuffing his fat face, he doesn’t even remember the last rally. Imbecile, thy name is Trump.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

 

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4 COMMENTS

  1. True enough Murf, but when Kamala wins we need to rebuild this phucking democracy. The fact of what’s happened since Eisenhower has CLEARLY shown our culture needs a serious overhaul. Otherwise how does an evil pissant like Trump hold sway over 340 million souls for a goddamn decade. Build your house on lies, hypocrisy, greed, and make laws reinforcing evil and punishing the innocent and powerless is paving the road to hell.

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  2. Not only does von shitzinpants not know whether he’s coming or going, he doesn’t know whether his ass is drilled, punched, or reamed.

  3. “which means that the Evangelicals can all stay in their yards and talk to their burning bushes?”

    Well, there are remedies for that, besides “talking.” In fact, I don’t really think “talking” does any real good. But some antibiotic creams can do wonders . . . . Probably best to avoid any further sexual activity until things clear up . . . .

  4. Strange how he got more votes than anyone else in history – when Hilary and Joe got MORE popular votes than he did (he snuck into Pennsylvania Avenue due to the Electoral College – but NOT with the majority of the popular vote)

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