For anyone who replies to this saying name calling is childish, unproductive, stooping to Trump’s level I get it. I’ll not get all pouty if you take me to task. Still, as this day has gone on and I’ve begun the process (it will be a long and tough one) of picking myself up the old “jock” and “jarhead” that got knocked down over and over reappeared. When getting up or being helped up not nice thoughts come to mind about the person who knocked you down, especially if it was a dirty knockdown. Well, we all have put up with what, nine YEARS of Trump’s boorishness and insults?  One thing we know is that he’s famously thin-skinned. He LOVES to dish it out but sure as hell can’t take it. So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t like what’s to come here goes:

A LOT of insults, single words or short phrases came to mind today and there’s no way to distill the awful ugliness of the person and character of Donald J. Trump. That was true of him long before he got into politics I might add. Different things popped into my mind and I realized various ones started with the same letter. Hmmmm. That got some creative juices flowing and while it turned out to be far from cathartic I did feel a bit better so I decided to create a list of insults using the alphabet.  This is pretty much off the top of my head and I’m sure I’ll think of more, but it’s a good start I think. Here’s where I am so far:

A: Asshole, Asshat, Airhead, Arrogant, Asenine, Amoral, Angry, Annoying, Abject Failure,

B: Bastard, Buttface, Butthole, Big Baby, Beyotch, Bully,

C: Criminal, CONVICT, Con-Man, Cocksucker, COWARD, Crazy, Confused, Cold-Hearted,

D: Dumbass, Dickhead, Deranged, Disoriented, Distasteful, Deceitful, Despicable,

E: Enemy, Egoistic, Erratic, Exclusionary, Excrutiating, Entitled, Exasperating, Extremist,

F: Fu*ckwad, Fu*kface, FASCIST, Forgetful, Fart-Machine, FAKE, Faithless, Feebleminded, Flaming Orange Human-Shaped Rectum

G: Godawful, Gutless, Golf-Cheater, Godawful, Gaslighter, Greedy, Ghastly. Grotty, Grotesque,

H: Hateful, Hatemonger, Hot-Nasty-Mess, Hazardous, Harmful, Heinous, Hideous, Hopeless

I: Ignorant, Indecent, Insurrectionist, INCEL, Ill-Informed, Idiot, Incestuous,

J: Jackass, Jagoff, Jerkwad, Jerkface, Juvenile, Joyless,

K: Klansman, Kindless, Know-Nothing, Kafkaaesque, Klutz, Knavish, Kook, Knuclehead,

L: Lazy, Lame-Ass, Lawless, Leech, Lewd, Loatheable, Lickspittle,

M: Mango-Messiah, Mean, Madman, Maggot, Malevolent,

N: Nasty, Neurotic, Nutty, Notorious, Nihilistic, Nauseating, Nightmarish

O:  Obtuse, Obstructive, Odoriferous, Onerous, Overblown, Overhyped,

P: Prick, Peckerhead, Parasitic, Paranoid, Pathalogical, Petulent, Peevish, PEDOPHILE,

Q: Quack, Quavering, Quisling, Quasimodo,

R: RACIST, Rancid, Reprobate, Rat-Faced, Ratfu*ker, Reckless, Reprehensible, RAPIST,

S: Sh*theel, Sh*tgibbon, Suckhole, SADISTIC, Shameful, Sinful, Sullen, Slothful,

T: TRAITOR, Thoughtless, THUG, Toxic, Tormented, Treacherous,

U: Unhinged, Ugly, Uncaring, Unbalanced, Uncaring, Uncivilized, Unconscionable,

V: Vain, Venal, Venomous, Vengeful, Vicious, Villainous, Vomit-Inducing,

W: WEAK, Warped, Wicked, Weird, Worthless, Wrathful, Whiny, Whore,

X: Xenophobic, X-Rated,

Y: Yucky, Yapper, Yobbish, Yellow-Bellied,

Z: Zero-Grade, Zombie-Inducing, Zinky, Zestless, Zilchlike, Zingless, ZILCH,

Feel free to chime in with additions. And again for those who think I’m out of line I get it. My only defense is to ask you to pick out any one of these and make a good case any of these words/terms don’t apply to Trump.  Speaking just for myself I need a gumption transplant right now and if being juvenile gets the process going then so be it.  For now good night to all. The sun will come up in the morning, and the next day and so on. Each of us in our own way needs to summon the will to fight on.

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    • I need to go back and add Flaming Orange Human Shaped Rectum to the F section! How did I ever forget that? It’s one of the terms I’ve often used that came to mind and cause me to work up the list in the first place. Oh well, it’s in there now. I do hope others will join you and chime in with their own contributions.

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  1. How about him being a practitioner of the following, to the letter:

    Falsiloquence: his use of deceitful and lying speech.

    Kakistrcracy: his government will be the least suitable or competent citizens.

    Misosophist: he hates wisdom and knowledge.

    Rebarbative: He’s a repellent, unattractive, irritating, and objectionable person.

    Snollygoster: he had no principles.

    Thrasonical: Nobody is bigger or better than I am, military expert.

    Verbigeration: He uses words and phrases that are meaningless.

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  2. I’m reminded of something in one of Brendan Behan’s books where he was talking with his father about John Mitchell’s description of Dublin being ‘a city of bellowing slaves and genteel dastards’

    “Didn’t be mean ba$tards but was too polite to say it?”

    “No son. A ba$tard can’t help being what he is – a dastard works at it.”

  3. The greatest ever Trump Thesaurus, like nobody has ever seen, has already got more words than his entire vocabulary. And it hasn’t got properly going. Add Faux-Xtian

  4. And with all those words, none are nearly obscene enough to adequately describe or name him. But if this worked, I’ve attached the alternate names for him that I’ve collected over the last eight years. Hope it works, hope you enjoy.

    Trump names

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