This guy…
Two days ago, I wrote that one could sense Trump’s increasing desperation in his spamming donation requests. They are now starting to pile up at the rate of three in one afternoon. There are diminishing returns, and no one likes “desperation” in a political candidate. Trump isn’t a political candidate. He’s a carnie con-man who literally conned his way into the Oval Office. I once told my dad, “At no point, not for a second, should I be more stable, engaged, rational, and informed than the president of the United States, not one second. We’re on year three.” He laughed and said, “That’s what happens when a conman goes for the ultimate con and finds enough suckers.”
Well, Trump found another sucker today. Me. The title of his email said that he was gathering critical information. I thought this email might be something where he talked about getting information about Twitter or the organization he hates more than all others combined, the FBI (Because they enforce our most serious federal laws, not a good match). I knew that he would ask for donations, but I thought it would be interesting to find out what he was gathering information on.
Pfffft. He’s gathering information by practically demanding support. You see, he needs the information from his donors (meaning what they’ll pay) to plan the new year. There is a sucker born every minute.
Friend,
This is your formal notice. **Ah, so this is a follow-up on the three “informal” notices we got earlier in the day?**
It’s almost the end of the year, so it’s time for my team to gather CRITICAL information from my Top 47 Patriots as we head into 2023.
The radical Left has thrown a lot of challenges our way this year, especially ever since I announced my 2024 Presidential Campaign.
HOLD UP, ACE: The Democrats and civil servants (apolitical) have thrown a lot of challenges your way, but exactly NONE of them were amplified or made more urgent by you announcing you were running. There is some critical information for you.
Friend, I’m requesting ALL HANDS ON DECK. We must increase our defense efforts against Joe Biden and the Democrats in 2023. To get a head start into the new year, I must know where YOU stand on some pivotal issues.
I just launched the Official Trump End-of-Year Canvass, and I need YOU to fill it out IMMEDIATELY. I trust no other Patriot’s judgment and discernment as much as YOURS, so I’m eager to review your response.
Yes. I am the sucker today. You might be wondering what kind of questions he asks when he needs to know where “you” stand on something (While donating money). The questions are often the type of questions that you’d get asked by people who want a $2.00 donation over your insight: “Is President Trump the Greatest Lover the United States Ever Had as President? You may or may not include the assaults in your answer.” Subpart: “Is it true that President Trump has had more sex with more beautiful women than any other man on earth?”
Just kidding. Not really.
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[email protected], @JasonMiciak, SUBSTACK: The Democrats Should Use 2023 to Define Themselves as the Party of the 21st Century.
First ask for money. Then ask for them “to fight like hell or you’re going to lose your country”. Wink wink. Lock and load and stand by. A cornered narcissist is a dangerous animal.
the man who people voted for president also said, YOURE NOT BLACK IF YOU DONT VOTE FOR ME.
The only thing any D interested in the ’24 prez race thought about when dipshit announced was “oh please run and win the R nomination”. Other than that, and the fact that his orange ass might be wearing an orange jumpsuit in the near future, I seriously doubt D’s give him much thought at all. If he would just STFU perhaps folks would forget he exists which would allow much of what he has done to be swept under the carpet. Bringing J6 and his election lass to everyone’s attention every day is not helping him.
One way to catch bluefish is to hook a bait fish like menhadin, rehook it, and throw it back in and let it swim. I do see how letting diaper Donnie run before he’s incarcerated would hook a democratic president in 2024. The gop is bound to bite.
PT Barnum at his most desperate. Too bad the dense that work hard for their money, give it to the likes of him.