Donald Trump is distracted today. He has to go to Ivana’s funeral, which he says “will not be easy!!!” How we feel for him. We know him to be a man of deep love, who only strays from the woman he’s committed to if somebody else with a pulse happens to be within range. Otherwise, devotion, thy name is Donald. He’s a simple man with simple drives. Anything or anyone he sees, he asks himself, “do I eat it, kill it, fuck it, or make money off it?”
And look at it this way, maybe the MAGAs will send him money to ease his pain. Money, drugs, anything negotiable will be welcome. If it’s drugs, Junior will make sure they get put someplace safe.
But besides the laying to rest of Ivana, the missing Secret Service tapes weigh heavy on his mind.
Interesting that Trump would chime in on this. But it gets stranger still, following his “train of thought.” He’s still obsessed about Georgia.
He keeps cycling back to this and repeating himself. I’m not a psychologist but I think it’s pretty obvious that Georgia and the investigation by the Fulton County D.A. is something he thinks about a lot. The Secret Service “truth” makes sense, because that story broke ths morning. But to repeat, once again, ad nauseum, how innocent the phone calls with Georgia were after the election, is just that much more evidence that Georgia is the smoking gun.
Well, Donald, pull yourself together and go to Ivana’s funeral. You know and I know and we all know that you wouldn’t be going at all if you never became president and the eyes of the world weren’t on you. But pretend. Mug for the cameras. Don’t throw yourself on the coffin, thought, that might piss off Melania. And you’ve got enough problems.