Nothing like a solemn occasion to bring out the most dignified aspects of Donald Trump. His lapdog best buddy Lindsey is now laid to rest and what does Trump do? He sleeps.
— Will Not Live Twice (@pablobojar) July 28, 2026
And that’s not the worst of it. Trump was speaking of Lindsey Graham earlier today and said, “He never met a war he didn’t like.” Trump dialed down the hogwash at the actual funeral service, where he depicted Graham as an indispensable. and powerful figure in Washington for over 30 years — rather than simply being John McCain’s sidekick and riding his coattails until Trump came along and Lindsey rode his.
All in all, however, Lindsey was not exciting enough to keep Trump awake. Trump sleeps at every public event where he is seated. Can you imagine what he is doing when the cameras aren’t rolling?
