Donald Trump is in fine fettle this morning. It isn’t bad enough that Kevin McCarthy is falling on his butt and publicly self-gelding himself. No, Trump has to make the Republican party look even worse.
He’s cut a 4:46 campaign ad wherein he announces that he’s going “to help the president of Mexico,” (whom, I daresay, will fall on the floor laughing when he sees this clip) to “stymie” the cartels. Isn’t that cute? Trump learned a new word.
And he’s going to send the Navy to do this. Yes, Sir. And he’s also going to attack Mexico with “covert and overt” cybersecurity. Wow.
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— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) January 5, 2023
Well, let’s parse through this now. This is an improvement, of sorts. Trump wanted to use missiles on Mexico at one point and was told that he couldn’t do that, so maybe using the Navy is a better idea.
And what is the Navy supposed to do, actually, I wonder? Just sit there and look menacing and scare all the drug dealers?
I’m not sure announcing a cybersecurity attack on citizens of another country is such a swell idea, but let Joe Biden’s state department figure this one out. This is sheer lunacy.
I wonder if Trump remembers how the Mexican people hated him, how they built pinatas with his likeness and took baseball bats to them.
He’s going to host them at Marmalado, make them listen to his speeches and then infest them with bed bugs
“Them” being who, exactly? The Navy? The drug dealers? All of the above? :))
The druggies – why make the Navy suffer?
Would somoene please just _______Trump already.
He still hasn’t figured out that he doesn’t have the power to do anything like that. Or that it’s an act of war.
Well, at least he’s too fucking stupid to have dragged my Marine Corps into this – it is after all Marines and not Sailors who’d pour out of the landing craft to establish beach heads, secure forward operating areas and all those “pesky details” Trump knows nothing about. Of course, he’s an EX President and won’t wind up in the WH again so I too wonder just how he’s going to order the Navy to do it? Does he think because he’s Trump they will simply do what he says? Or that EX Presidents retain Commander-In-Chief powers/authority?
Oh, I have to correct you on something. You’re not a golfer. However, any serious golfer (and while he’s nowhere near the golfer he claims to be Trump takes the game seriously) knows the word/term “stymie.” Before the Rules of Golf were changed to allow people to mark their golf balls on the green and even move their marker when necessary a stymie had a serious impact on who won or lost sometimes. Basically, you gave Trump credit for learning a new word. He didn’t. I assure you that in whatever collection of functioning brain cells he’s got left he remembered the term from way back when he was learning the game of golf.
Well, the ex toad from the WH played a hell of a lot of golf games instead of being a REAL president in his paid for office …
I wonder if a newbie copy writer for Trump’s bizarre and worthless comments and speeches at Mar-o-golf, who would HAVE to be totally numb from the neck up to not have nearly terminal laughing spells during re-writes and proof reading from any scribbles generated by the Sharpy Wizard … and IS his new voice box understanding who lives in this huge cloud of denial, with an ignorance unchallenged by any other living or since passed away person, AND at the same time, is Trump beating up on him/or her?
We paid literally millions of dollars for his lowness to get to his preferred jack-off joint/golf course, forcing the SS to stay in these infested, rat and roach dives, again at our expenses and the hell that those brave SS people must have endured …
Thirteen shades of red and pink, streaked with medium blue straining blood vessels, is the face I want to see, whenever the Marshalls stop at Mar-o-golf, to collect Trump and hand him his personal pink slip for going directly to court, NOT passing that corner of the game board OR collecting $200. dollars … The orange mango, probably was a total failure, trying to play the game of Monopoly, HAS NO USEFUL sneaky deals to cheat the IRS and jack up the values of worthless properties … Enjoy your popcorn …
If Rusty Gates gets his suggested ass hole into Pelosi’s chair just at the front of our House, we should set up a farmer’s tent outside the Capitol, handing out rotten tomatoes to the Democrats on their way in – a sign says free ammo for target practice in the house chamber — leave them in the bag until within throwing distance of Pelosi’s former Speaker’s chair, If Trump gets in the smell will be awful there anyway, half-eaten fries and drippings from Whoppers, might even be a catsup splatter here and there …
Peace and prosperity everyone,
AG Garland HAS to toss his grenade NOW … ass holes like Gym Jordon could be rounded up BEFORE they can get sworn in … 🙂
Would someone, anyone really, please tell the mango moron he does not possess this authority and even if he did, it is unlikely the admirals of our naval forces would allow him to declare war on Mexico. Sweet tap-dancing jeebus on a saltine the guy is stupid.