I guess this will be treated as satire as well when Mike Johnson is finally asked about it. Maybe we should ask Johnson a generic question, “Mr. Speaker, is there anything serious or real going on at the White House? Or is it just all one big comedy sketch after another and we should know that going in?” Let’s see what Johnson has to say to that. The latest breaking news out of Mar-a-Lago will make you want to retch. Go run get a bag from the kitchen, we’ll wait, because I don’t want you guys throwing up on the keyboard.
Mar-a-Lego is crawling with babes pic.twitter.com/mSJGdLvhFv
— Crash Jensen (@Sngly) October 21, 2025
If you want to click into the rest of Hasan’s tweet, you’ll see that Trump spoke to Vought about “all of the ‘pussy’ he could get as Trump’s ‘favorite bachelor.'” This is the Pimp Commander in Chief, folks. This is how he talks about women and this is how he offers to help his male buddies. Oh yeah, did I mention that Vought is a devout “Christian” a Christian Nationalist, in fact? This is some real Christian modesty and decorum we’re hearing about here. I’m sure Jesus would be impressed. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s pussy wife, except if Trump is your wingman and Mar-a-Lago your stomping grounds.
************WARNING**********This is a bit more graphic then we get here but we’re all adults, to the best of my knowledge. NSFW in all events unless you cover the screen.
It fits perfectly. Melania was a hook-up for Trump. pic.twitter.com/HgTlTSjT9v
— The Photo Man (@MJMPhotography_) October 21, 2025
The shot on the airplane is from Melania’s GQ “spread” you should pardon the expression. The one with the silver costume is allegedly AI, I have been told. I mention this because we keep it honest here. If it’s fake it will be idenified as such. I don’t have the equipment to edit the clip so all I can do is explain what’s real and what’s not.
And the Epstein files portion of the video is “satire” of course and so Pastor Arch Bishop Johnson will approve of that. (Hey, maybe Mikey is a Primate. That’s the senior Arch Bishop in the Protestant church and is a good double entendre.) All transgressions are made forgivable if you attach the satire label. Trump could shoot Mike Pence dead on 5th Avenue and Johnson would call it satire, from what we can tell so far.
LOL 😝 pic.twitter.com/A9SxU8Ht4v
— Ruben Michaels🎸🎶🎼🎙 (@MicaelsRuben) October 21, 2025
These *women* to me look like something out of Edgar Allen Poe after a night with the opium pipe, or maybe H.P. Lovecraft or even Stephen King. I cannot imagine why a woman would do something like that to herself but then again, we’re looking at the After and we don’t know what the Before looked like.
Let’s see about releasing the Epstein files. Just FYI, if you missed this sidebar, in the past week the King of the UK has asked his brother, Andrew, formerly the Duke of York, to give up the royal title. So Andrew is I guess now Andrew Windsor, period. And Virginia Guiffre’s book has dropped and expect excerpts from that to be hitting the tabloids in the next day or so.
Meanwhile, Mike Johnson has refused to convene the lower chamber of Congress for the past 70-something out of 90 days, mainly because he refuses to swear in Adelita Grajiva, the elected Rep from Arizona, who has been patiently waiting to assume her duties, first and foremost of which will be to vote to release the Epstein files.
It’s almost Halloween folks, and it’s getting very spooky.
Marolego more like it
These Mar-a-Lago After’s reminded me of Fellini Satyricon. There are parallels.
“but then again, we’re looking at the After and we don’t know what the Before looked like.”
There is NO way those plastic surgery botch-ups look ‘better’ than they did before.
And to think we were worried about ‘The uncanny valley’ applying to androids.
for some reason lovecraft popped into my head too silicone cthulu? and you are absolutely right about the question that mikey needs to be asked.