This is so goddamned ridiculous, I hardly know where to start. So I’ll start with this. The ludicrous farce that we were subjected to this week, of hordes of GOP, mostly House flying monkeys descending on New York to show their support for disgraced, former Oresident and current criminal defendant Donald Trump just goes to show what a critically loe mass his ego defense shields have reached.
Ever since Trump’s arraignment and preliminary hearing, the media has been having a field day with Trump’s abjectly miserable failure to rally his faithful base to his defense. Jokes about more reporters than supporters in front of the courthouse. His wife, favorite daughter, and her stud muffin a no-show, and only his monkey spawn son, Eric, making a couple of fealty appearances for making his doofus wife a co-Chair of the RNC.
Do yourself a facor, don’t ever think that Traitor Tot doesn’t hear and sense those jokes and barbs, and that they don’t sting. And even without that, I can see his paranoid ego doing the job, mentally counting the number of supporters as he walks into court every morning, and leaves every night. And if there’s one thing I know, it’s this. Donald Trump’s body is nothing more than a life support system for the worlds largest ego. And it’s withering on the vine.
And the funny thing is that I don’t think it’s really working. Trump’s massive ego requires a large, hundreds to thousands strong throng of ardent true supporters who honestly love him, and would do anything for him to make him feel more like Vladimir Putin and less like Benny Hill. And that’s nowhere to be found.
What does El Pendejo Presidente have coming to his rescue? A bunch of slavish, soulless, craven, whimpering sycophants. They don’t love him, hell, most of them don’t even like him. He owns them for the simple reason that he has power over them. It’s like pulling the strings on a bunch of rubber mice. Where’s the satisfaction in that?
These fatuous imbeciles are struck with the allure of a possible Vice Presidency, a cabinet position, or at least a department head of Ambassadorship. And as long as His Lowness is willing to skritch their tummies when they roll over, everything is fine. Trump is the fount from which all good things come.
But because they’re MAGAt’s, they’re f*cking it up, just like with everything else. After all, if all Il Douche wanted was support, in court and out, they could have showed up come-as-you-are. But by all showing up in identical poorly fitting blue suits with power red ties, they are exposing themselves to the nation as what they really are, craven, soulless sycophants kissing some ass.
And worse yet, by showing up en masse on the courthouse steps to bitch and whine, they’re making the case to their own voters on two fronts. First, by all showing up in the same ridiculous costumes, they don’t realize that what they really look like is the Minions from the Despicable Me movies. And second, when they strp forward to the microphones to open their mouths, they seal the deal. They don’t have an intelligent bone in their bodies.
And these brainless twits have all latched on to the same stupid bromides. First they talk about how depressing the courtroom is. No sh*t, Sherlock. As I’ve pointed out, courtrooms are supposed to be depressing, to highlight the serious business going on in there. This is not high tea at the Saviy. You could seriously lose a depressing 10-15 years of your life in one of those places.
Worse yet, every one of these brainless cretins has adopted the exact, same fice word bromide of stupidity when talking in front of the cameras, This is a sham trial! Nice going morons, way to f*ck up The Mango Messiah’s outreach to the African American community.
Ever since his trial became imminent, Glorious Bleater has hit the road at rallies bragging about how his support in the African American male population is skyrocketing! This is because Trump himself is a falsely accused white man, and how many African American men out there have also been falsely accused? The overt racism is so think that you need a knife to cut it.
But here’s the McGuffin. I worked for United Airlines for 20 years, and I’ve lived in Las Vegas for the last 19. I have literally known hundreds of black men, and consider many of them to be friends of mine. But here’s where the tubber meets the road.
I have never known a black man who walked into a courtroom in Alabama, or Mississippi, or South Carolina, or Tennessee, or Florida who walked into court thinking that he was the victim of a sham prosecution. No way. What they were the victims of was a deadly serious prosecution, one that carried deadly serious consequences. Which just happens to be the same place that Trump finds himself in, he just refuses to acknowledge the fact.
This is going to boomerang on the GOP in November, especially in any competitive House races that in low to middle single digits. I’m here to speak for President Trump since he can’t speak for himself! That courtroom is the most depressing place I’ve ever seen in my life, and President Trump is being subject to mental anguish. Besides, the whole thing is a sham prosecution!
Just one small problem, Bonzo. Recent polling is showing that a majority of the country is actually following this trial, and they don’t think it’s a sham. And according to the latest poll I saw last week, 56% of them think that Trump is guilty, while only 22% of them think he’s not. And if those people actually thought that it was a sham trial, then they wouldn’t bother to follow it at all, would they?
If Trump is convicted, as I expect he will be, the attack ads in swing districts write themselves. Show a video of the incumbent on the courtroom steps, ranting and railing, and superimpose a sonorous voice saying, Former President Donald Trump was convicted of 34 counts of fraud in New York state. Is this person the one you want making your decisions for you in Washington?
While this may appear as comical, and even openly absurd, it’s actually very serious business. As we speak, one of the two political parties in the United States is ready to do whatever it takes, legal or illegal, to install a delusional, psychotic dotard tyrant wanna-be to the White House to finish dispensing with our 248 year experiment in democracy, just so they can get some crumbs from the Master’s table. And if that doesn’t scare the sh*t out of the other 56% of us, then democracy is already lost.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Ring that bell Murf…keep ringing that bell.
Your lampooning of that hunched privileged dogpile is priceless, Joseph. However, your last paragraph is the real wakeup call that everybody needs to heed. Everybody! Excellent article, Joseph.
Benny Hill 🤣🤣🤣
I do love reading your articles!