You’ve got to hand it to Trumpty Dumpty, he has left no stone unturned in the quest to make mega MAGA bucks this yuletide season. If you bought his giftwrap already and you’re looking for something to envelop it with, here is the perfect choice: A picture book, Our Journey Together, published by Donald Trump Jr., featuring selected photos of the Trump years. Junior assures us, “He wrote all the captions himself, some by hand.” Isn’t that remarkable? Daily Beast:
When a president leaves office, it’s normal for their minds to turn to the writing of a memoir that will help to sculpt their place in history. Donald Trump’s first post-presidency tome will be a picture book—although, in fairness, he has written some of the captions all by himself. The book, Our Journey Together, is available for pre-order on Trump’s website at the absurd price of $229.99 for a signed version or $74.99 without the scribble.
The picture book will contain hundreds of photos to help MAGA fans “relive the unforgettable moments” of Trump’s presidency, and will start shipping in December, making it the ideal Christmas gift for the dumbest members of the family. Speaking of which, Donald Trump Jr. has spoken to Axios about the book, boasting to the site: “My father picked every single photo in this book, wrote all the captions, including some by hand.”
And he’s had his buddies hype the hell out of it.
Former President Donald Trump called in reinforcement to help sell his new $230 picture book. On his Friday podcast, Fox News host and conservative radio kingpin Mark Levin shared that the ex-president had wanted him to make the trek to Florida to help hawk the MAGA-themed picture book. “He was absolutely spectacular,” Levin said about Trump following their recording session of an hour-long interview that will air Sunday during his Fox News program.
“He [Trump] had asked if I would consider coming down to Florida and speaking with him about this fantastic new book they are putting out.” Levin proceeded to serve in his unofficial capacity as an unpaid Trump hype man, proclaiming that the book is “significant” and that anyone who purchases the book would “love” it. Levin didn’t immediately return a Daily Beast request for comment.
“Spectacular” “fantastic” and you will “love” it, because it is “significant.” And guess what? If you can’t pay for it, Mexico will.
Coming soon to a coffee table near you. Perfect for your MAGA clubhouse under the Trump As Jesus painting and right next to the Cheetos and Diet Coke snack bar.
Not to mention a family heirloom to be passed down to generations yet unborn, along with the Confederate flag and the KKK hoodies.
What’s next, a coloring book?
Re-live the memorable moments? My God, aren’t we all working on forgetting those nightmarish scenarios? I wonder if they’ll have photographs of the 750,000+ Americans that died as a result of his criminal indifference. Just another grift in a long line. $230 for a signed copy! Give me a break. Any money from this book should go to the victims of Hair Fuhrer.