Does anybody remember the scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit where Roger and Eddie Valiant are escaping the Weasel Patrol in Benny the Toon Cab? At one point Eddie yells Pull the red lever Roger!, and Roger yells What red lever? and the lever starts flashing, and a wooden sign pops up reading This one, Stupid!
I mention this because this is what it must feel like every time either of them want to push either Traitor Tot’s or the Hillbilly Imbecile’s buttons. And they don’t even have to be tricky or subliminal about it. They can literally say, Watch this, dummies, reach out and poke a suit coat button, and Trump and Vance lose their collective sh*t.
We’re now 32 days from election day, and after how many months now? Beggar Vance is still trying to explain away childless cat ladies and childless groomer teachers. Neither of those should have had a political shelf life longer than 48 hours. Here’s why.
At the CBS VP debate, the moderators took Walz over the falls for a statement he made a long time ago about being in Hong Kong during the freedom protests. What Walz was apparently referring to was being part of an international high school exchange program around the time of the Tianenman Square protests, although not at the site. Walz’s reply? Oops. It was a long time ago, and I was proud of our international student exchange program. I misspoke. So, sue me. End of controversy. Even Vance couldn’t come up with a sarcastic riposte to that one.
But not Vance, oh no. All he had to say was something like, I was trying for a generalization, and I guess I missed the mark. Happens to any public speaker. Not Vance. Instead he did everything but show up with a spreadsheet to explain exactly which miserable childless cat ladies and pedophile grooming teachers he was talking about. And after all these months, he’s still trailing that mess behind him like toilet paper on his shoe.
The debacle of Springfield, Ohio is even worse. That was a brain dead f*ck up from the start. When you say something at a rally, and within 24 hours not only does the GOP Mayor of Springfield, the police chief, and the GOP Governor all call you out for a blatant lie about pet eating Haitians, but ram the fact that they’re there legally up your ass, it’s time for full reverse thrusters. Let the campaign craft something like how you had just heard that, and impulsively blurted it out without fact checking, and you’re sorry for the event. Then just shut up and refer everybody to the statement.
Not these two ass clowns. We’re now in like week 57, and it’s gotten so bad that there was a former Yale law school classmate that showed up on MSNBC to discuss what an empty vessel *sshole he was even back then.
The VP debate was 90 minutes long. And the only real takeaway gotcha moment came in minute 88, when Walz provoked Vance into refusing to admit that Trump lost the 2020 election. We’re two days later now, and Vance’s only lame ass excuse is The left is obsessed with the 2020 election. I’m obsessed in the election coming up in 33 days. Ain’t gonna work, Dooley. They’re just gonna keep asking until you either admit the truth or say something else stupid.
And Traitor Tot is even worse, because he let Walz push his button by remote control with Vance on the 2020 election. At a rally last night, and a press gaggle afterward, His Lowness went postal over 2020 again, claiming it was the Democrats who rigged the election, not him, and then persecuted him for it. The problem there is that nobody rigged the 2020 election, although Traitor Tot gave it his best shot.
Here’s why all of this stuff even matters. We are 32 days away from election day, and voters are already casting early ballots in many states. And at this critical juncture, with nothing more than a quick poke in the ribs with a finger, Walz and Harris have the top of the 2024 GOP ticket running all over the meadow with their butterfly nets chasing the pretty Monarchs. And Harris and Walz just point them out, snicker, and then go back to talking about what people want to hear. Which the Boobsey Twins aren’t doing. What a way to run a railroad.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Murph, you charitably forebore mentioning that Jack Smith’s filing laid bare the whole lie