Sure, I could write about Dr.Oz and his medical murder of innocent puppies, but he conducted those vile experiments while employed by Columbia University, and it was undergraduates who actually wielded the needles of death, so, I won’t wade into that particular moral morass.
And the whole drama with Herschel Walker and his son, well Christian Walker is a walking rhetorical time bomb who is liable to say absolutely anything next, and the whole thing is just so fuckin’ sad, so I’m gonna keep my powder dry on that one as well.
But I will discuss Florida Gubner Ron DeSantis and his go-go boots, because the following thread is just so freakin’ funny and doesn’t confront me with multiple ethical conundrums:
— Hard 2 Follows (@carriesmith1123) October 4, 2022
Good thought, Ron needs a stick to beat off anyone asking for help.
— RS Thomas 🏳️🌈 (@RSThomas42) October 4, 2022
Nancy definitely wears them better and would make a better Governor too.
Who wore it best? pic.twitter.com/M7A1S66gcr
— Joanna Lamb Looby 🇺🇸🌎🇺🇦 (@joannalamblooby) October 4, 2022
Smurf is taller.
"Mommy picked out this outfit for me and told me I'm a big boy." pic.twitter.com/40C6hdtknM
— Operative_X (@OperativeXRay) October 4, 2022
Mommy lied.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dems do it better. pic.twitter.com/O6ksODnv5x
— Just Mary 🇺🇦 (@JustTwin) October 4, 2022
Don’t we always?
I knew I’d seen that look before… pic.twitter.com/8gvXQNxUO1
— incandescent with rage (@cherrychick124) October 4, 2022
Able was I, ere I saw Ian.
American Girl Julie wore it best! pic.twitter.com/8GOeqSGN96
— EB (@ElizaBe07231799) October 4, 2022
Yup
This guy has my vote…
👇👇👇
— Chris in Toronto 🇨🇦 (@Chris2pherinTO) October 4, 2022
Unlike Ron he’s equipped to actually do some clean up.
But can Ron dance?
— Chris in Toronto 🇨🇦 (@Chris2pherinTO) October 4, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Goes with the hat pic.twitter.com/3favFdvPJQ
— Maynard G Krebs 🌊🌱🌎☮️💙 (@M_G_Krebs) October 4, 2022
👍👍👍
Now Tucker is going to be really confused. pic.twitter.com/hq53Jx1o6g
— Darrin Hall (@DarrinHall15) October 4, 2022
Yup
Twinzies day? pic.twitter.com/CyxDK7DiRq
— Delania McLean (@delania_mclean) October 4, 2022
Wonder if they bought those with their Grift Fund?
Never enough Nancy:
— Blair W Carrigan (@BlairCrgn) October 4, 2022
Nancy Sinatra finds out she's trending. pic.twitter.com/GcMsuqh7DN
— J.J.✨️ (@alexanjk1123) October 4, 2022
Save this one for when Matt Gaetz gets in on the action:
— Elisa Mendez 🇺🇲🇲🇽🇺🇦 (@El1saM3nd3z) October 4, 2022
— August (@SaftyInNumbers) October 4, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Moose knuckle
— V Daniels (@funkapunk) October 4, 2022
😂😂😂
Easy with the adult content folks, there are sensitive people in the audience: pic.twitter.com/FGes7nATEO
— 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 (@DarbysDose) October 4, 2022
🙌 🙌 🙌
Why is he wearing a vest when it’s in the mid 80’s there?
— PrincessReza (@PrincessReza) October 4, 2022
Good question.
— Mañuco Fandango Brown (@mannyfilms) October 4, 2022
👍👍👍
I could go on but I gotta get to work.
Speaking of which, hey, Gubner Ron, isn’t there a cement pour somewhere you could help with?
Didn’t anyone tell De Santis it’s after Labor Day? You do NOT wear white (especially, footwear) after Labor Day.
A whole spread on white wading boots? I guess you can only do so much when the democrats are circling the bowel.
You are so delusional it’s almost amusing.
Ok. Yeah, desantis looks ridiculous but when doesn’t he?
Was he even doing anything approaching physical labor or just doing a fashion spread? I’d cut him some slack if it was the former.
And you’re a pay per post loser in life. I’m very happy where I’m at in my life. Yes, a very happy winning Republican.
Oops buddy, there you go self-owning again!
So you really know me? What an idiot. Next time follow me for awhile.
Not a chance, skippy. And why the hell are you still here? Don’t you have an older brother or sister to pester? Maybe the dog? Leave the adults alone and go back to the kids table.