It must be nice to live in a bubble where you are uber cool. The only thing wrong with that is that if you communicate outside the bubble, said on Twit-X, then other people can let you know that you just made an ass out of yourself. That was the case here a few years ago when Ivanka Trump piqued Mark Hamill and he turned around and let her have it on Twitter.
All Ivanka wanted to do was show off her new evening gown. At least she had the sense to do it where there were no mirrors on the wall behind her, where it could be seen that Jared had his hand on her ass, as has been the case in the past. No, this time they were alright. So Jared and Ivanka were out for a big night on the town, and one of the kids was playing with an expensive Star Wars toy and that’s where it got good.
Now the meme is resurfacing and here’s what it’s updated version looks like.
— 💙 Dr. MemeNstein votes 🌊 BLUE 🇺🇸 (@Coste1Costello) October 22, 2023
I hope she does launch a line of ankle bracelet accessories. Think of the market for such a thing in Trump world. Sidney Powell may yet need to buy one. The same for Jenna Ellis. Then there’s Trevian Kutti who intimidated election workers, and Misty Hampton who allegedly facilitated an unlawful breach of voting systems after the 2020 election. Then there’s Cathy Latham one of the fake electors in Georgia who signed paperwork claiming that Trump had carried the state. I think that’s all the women.
But hey, Jeff Clark may want to wear something catchy with his ankle bracelet, too, maybe a mini-briefcase to remind him of when he had a license to practice law. John Eastman may want the same model, you never know.
And this is pretty much the bottom line.
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Trump fraudulently inflated his net worth by up to $2.2 billion, New York judge ruleshttps://t.co/Bpduzzq3Lm pic.twitter.com/QmDRHivHPK— 💙 Dr. MemeNstein votes 🌊 BLUE 🇺🇸 (@Coste1Costello) October 22, 2023
That says it all. Remember, Ivanka has been subpoenaed to show up in court in the New York Trump Organization fraud trial and she’s fighting it with a Motion To Quash. But legal analysts are saying she can forget about the motion because she’s a fact witness. It’s going to get interesting when she’s up there on the stand in a lawsuit where her father is a defendant. And don’t forget, that will happen after Michael Cohen has had his say in court, and that should be interesting as well.
I missed the Ivanka face-plant with Star Wars. I’ll say this: I seem to be one of the few males of my generation (and I gather subsequent ones) who didn’t find Princess Leia in the metal bikini (chained to Jabba the Hutt) the least bit sexy. However, thinking about it now I think that image, only with Ivanka wearing that thing and chained to a CGI version of “Trump the Hutt” seems like a winner. No, not sexy but accurate!
In fact, while my own computer skills are limited to normal Windows Office stuff and I’ve got little ability with graphics maybe someone out there does have graphics/photoshop skills (or knows someone who does) who can create what I’ve suggested. I have no doubt it would go viral. Musk would be torn because the traffic on his twitter/X baby would go through the roof over users re-captioning whatever the creator comes up with!
Perhaps the sight of a woman chained to a monster, even if she’s nearly nude, doesn’t arouse you? I can understand that. Have the same spiritual failing myself. 😉
I reely hope someone with Photoshop skilz takes up your idea of Drumph the Hutt. Inquiring minds Wanna See That! And putting Ivanka in the princess role would be icing with crystalized violets.
Hasn’t Ivanka suffered enough sexual humiliation, as well as abuse at the hands of Daddy DON THE CON?
So, Translucent Ken Barbie Doll has a pasty hand stuck on his Marie Antoinette Barby Doll’s derrière. That’d be a priceless pix for a meme. Wonder if ‘Prison Princess’ liked that warm feeling. Daddums Donald would have been raging with jealously, if he’d had seen that or caught wind of it happening. Whatever angle one looks at it, it’s hard to digest because ultimately it’s a real world turn-off, for the majority of us, for sure. As you say “… It’s going to get interesting when she’s up there on the stand in a lawsuit where her father is a defendant …” particularly when he know’s it wasn’t his grubby jealous little hand on her derrière.
We stand with Trump, not sure who you’re standing with, oh maybe that guy that hang out at a Delaware Beach instead of preventing World War III?
At least the guy on the Delaware Beach is actually honoring treaties with our allies and not a “well I will not assure you that we will be there for you when needed”. Hey Biden has made gaffs, no questioning that. Some of his policies also questionable. However Trump his entire presidency is a question of fraud, dooming the mindless mob, wanting to be a President for life since the constitution is just old paper to him, that only he should write the new one and just factual flat out lies (from the Climate Accords to the Big Lie (election he lost but can’t accept)).
Conflict of interest, to blackmail, to telling our allies don’t depend on us as we will pick and choose what we will honor, gave legitimacy to North Korean leader by meeting with him and bragging about big envelopes that only allowed NK to progress with their Nuke program and rocket program (yea stopped wwiii there), moved our embassy to Jérusalem even though the issue of who it will belong to is not really decided (it should be on the UN’s World Heritage sites and made an international city which means NO ONE lays claim and maybe let just those in the city decide how to run things equally among 3 of the largest religions but also have their own police force which shows the diversity of the people living there), too rainy to visit WW1 vets. The sharpie incident. The California needs to do better yard work on its forests. Puerto Rica and being an island in a sea. Lets not forget his post disaster presidency of calling both Putin and Hamas as smart or brilliant.
At least Biden is trying to balance our interest everywhere where Trump just wanted to plush up good deals with other countries for one of his hotels or casinos or resorts in the future, funnel those who want his attention through his own hotel in DC, undercutting the merchants who for many have been there longer than Trump was President. Yes I worry about the Republican Party as the speaker debate shows just how much Trump damaged that party, damaged the country, divided the country, so many false claims you could make a movie with 3 sequels (one for each year of his Presidency, not to forget including broken promises and even when controlling both houses of Congress couldn’t get rid as he wanted the ACA – that is bad) and being the first President to have killed over 600,000 Americans and it wasn’t due to a war overseas or in another country, but inside our country borders, worse than the civil war and no bullets or arty was involved. If that wasn’t Armageddon it sure didn’t help us prevent from getting closer to WWIII, leaving that man from Delaware Beach as you say, trying to have to clean up a mess in 50 states, and about every country overseas and now sees China as a major threat, the war in Ukraine, the conflict in Gaza, rise of countries to larger militaries, allies not sure if they can depend on the US so they are beefing up their militaries on their own and lets not forget the NATO mess that Biden has been able to string back together and even grow the size.
Brilliant piece, but it contains to many big words for “The Doctor” to read.
Doctor? You must have a PhD,( piled high and deep), in delusional thinking.
As I said the first time I saw Ivanka’s “the force is strong in my family” photo, she either didn’t see any Star Wars movies, didn’t understand them, or is finally telling the truth! She’s proud of dressing her kid as an Imperial stormtrooper!! That’s the dark side of the force!! So, I guess that tracks ’cause she’s the daughter of Darth Trump!!