And, I will admit, sometimes I think about moving over there. I have friends in Edinburgh so we already have an in. Then I think about elder relatives and I change my mind. But, moving on, the above image is courtesy of Yahoo News, and this is a satirical news organization overseas. I literally laughed out loud when I saw it, for many minutes. You would never see something like this over here because Agent Orange is terrorizing the media. We are rapidly losing news organizations who dare to show us the truth. Everyone is caving to his demands except blogs and websites like this one. If even one person reads our stories it will be worth it, for we dare to call it what it is.

I’m not sure this makes up for King Charles to invite the US to join the Commonwealth. Apparently, all that the Mango Mandarin has done has been pushed aside. He needs to open his eyes and really see what our “President” is doing. On the other hand, I’m speaking from my perspective so who knows what he is thinking. Better the enemy you know? And mercy, please don’t let this mean tRump is now a King. He’s already giving us enough trouble as a President.

Just found this: The UK government highly emphasizes the character and conduct of individuals seeking entry. Applicants for visas and entry clearance must meet specific character requirements. A felony conviction can raise concerns about an individual’s character and may result in a visa refusal or denial of entry. Somehow I think they’ll let him through anyhow since it will come from the King. Oh well, nice try from me. I think it would be a problem for any “ordinary” person.

I would assume everyone over there, not to mention the world, knows that the Confused Carrot is a dick. They could very well be looking at us and asking “what the HELL???!” If I *do* ever get over there to visit, I’m denying that I’m American, or at least not confirming it. It’s just mortifying now. But again, if anyone reads one of our stories, that’s progress. Short one today. Thanks for sticking with me!

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Zoomers, if you can hunt through the sofa cushions for spare change, we could use it. We are in month five of depressed traffic while a depressed nation tunes out. I have every belief that the disenchanted will tune back in and some point and return to the fight but until that happens, the bills keep coming and we need help. Thank you. Ursula

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Weak article. What is the context? 2nd paragraph: …what makes up…? “…who knows what he is thinking.” Who is thinking? Very confusing paragraph. Too many pronouns. Can’t determine the point of the article. It seems as though I should have read a different article first, but what article?

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    • I think the Private Eye cover is the point, really. The ‘Eye’ has been doing speech bubble front covers like this for decades, though usually with more than one ‘bubble’, i.e. more than one joke. Your president features strongly! If you think that’s brave, you should read the inside!

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