All the sycophantic steppin’ and fetchin’ may pay off for Uncle Tim Oreo Scott after all. I found this in a MAGA account (although I can’t determine if the tweeter himself is MAGA) and while I am not representing that this account (@FloridaFree2) or this tweet speaks for Trump or MAGA as a whole, I am saying that this is plausible. It is a theory that fits the facts and that’s why I share it.
Tim Scott is by far the best pick for Trump's victory.
— Caro (@OutlawObscenity) May 17, 2024
This does make sense. Tim Scott is supposed to *deliver* the Black vote. Quite frankly, I think you will see storks delivering babies to doorsteps before you see Tim Scott deliver the Black vote to Trump but hey, Donald has to work with what he has, right? So this may be the impossible dream that he and Uncle Tim have cobbled together.
That led to comments like “so they are going to hold the closet door shut for four years?” and “Tim Scott is getting married for a reason.” And maybe Scott is getting married. Let me tell you a true story. I knew a gal in Los Angeles named Debbie. Debbie was fairly well heeled. She had been married and the divorce settlement was ample. Debbie’s “husband” was a closeted gay man who could not receive his inheritance until he was married. Debbie was a good looking blonde and also a lesbian. The family didn’t know about the lesbian part, they were happy about the good looking blonde aspect, thinking that the family tree would now extend. Alas, that did not occur.
So the two wed, the husband got his inheritance, having performed the conditions set forth in the will and after a respectable amount of time, three years, they divorced and went on with their lives. I’m not saying that Tim Scott’s girlfriend and he are together by arrangement, but it’s not too far fetched. I wonder if Lindsey would get married if Trump wanted to have him be his VP? Probably so. Lindsey would probably amputate a limb if Trump told him to do so, just whack off an arm or a leg on command.
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— Junior (@Junior63031591) May 18, 2024
I’m not sure that venue is what Trump thinks it is, and that the people there are going to be down for Tim Scott and not for Kamala. But hey, let him find out the hard way. I don’t think that Oreo Uncle Tom behavior is what is going to appeal to mainstream Blacks. But one thing I will say: watching the Black Mike Pence campaign beside Trump is going to be a howler. We are going to get some comedic mileage out of this one. And Trump may think he’s got it sewn up that way, “Christian” “Black” Tim Scott will *deliver* the votes from those two blocs. Oh, yes. People will race right out to vote for that.
And if Scott does end up getting married, how much you want to bet that *marriage* will end in divorce a few years down the road, after the Trump circus has left town? I do not see Tim Scott having much of a career in national politics.
Trump is likely to lose more racist (aren’r they ALL?) MAGAs due to his choice of Scott than he will win blacks.
The debate between Scott and Harris at a black University is going to be a real howler, I agree! I am looking forward to seeing Tim Scott be booed off the stage. But, go ahead Trump, make my day!
Traitors come in all shades. The only color they truly worship is green and they don’t care how much blood they spill to get it. The devil is very inclusive. He will take any soul no matter the package it resides in. Oreo shits on every slave or African American who has suffered under this ‘system’ of oppression.
tRump picked a smarmy creep the first time out, this guy is just about as disgusting as Mikey.