So Long, Kindergarten Judge!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How can anybody be so dirt stupid, and yet pass a state bar exam? I can’t believe that Special Counsel Jack Smith wasn’t dancing an Irish jig when he read the ruling from Kindergarten Judge Aileen Cannon tossing the Mar-A-Slobo documents case by some convoluted logic that Smith was unconstitutionally appointed.

Man! Talk about grabbing the gold ring! Give Smith credit. He suffered through months and months of stupid and nonsensical rulings from Cannon on the simplest matters, for the simple reason that when he finally went before the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals to have Judge imposter Cannon recused, he wanted a guaranteed lock.

And now he has it. My personal gut feeling is that the Traffic Court Judge finally got tired of having sh*t shoveled all over her head by the media for being an imbecile puppet for Traitor Tot, and just finally decided to get out from under it once and for all. There’s just one small problem. She forgot that she isn’t the Supreme Court, and her last word isn’t the last word.

Cannon truly is a judicial imbecile. Not only is she bucking decades of established principle, she’s bucking decades of existing precedent! The Special Prosecutor/Special Counsel concept has been around so long that it was actually confirmed by the Supreme Court all the way back to the watergate scandal with Nixon.

It’s been around so long that there are already set-in-stone rules and regulations in appointing one! Trump himself took a hand in, along with Tubby the Ewok in appointing Special Counsels to investigate Hunter Biden, as well as the origins of the FBI investigation into the Trump-Russia connection. And while there were squeals of the politization of the DOJ, nobody went to court to bother to challenge the legitimacy of those Special Counsels. Simply because the rules were followed, exactly the way Merrick Garland did with Jack Smith.

Oh Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, I can’t wait for Smith’s filing before the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals to be posted and made public. Being a seasoned and experienced federal prosecutor, Smith will be careful to refrain from casting any aspersions to Cannon’s obvious bias in favor of Trump in dropping the charges.

Instead he’ll do something much more devious, and much more effective. He won’t just restrain himself to simply responding to Cannon’s imbecilic ruling on dropping the charges. No. I see Smith making a voluminous filing highlighting her dismissal of the charges, and then unload a whole litany of her every, single imbicelic ruling on all of the other ancillary motions he has had to swallow whole over these last months.

He’ll list every one, along with the rebutting precedent rulings that tear them to shreds, and then close with a powerful statement showing that while Judge Cannon may not be biased, she is certainly too inexperienced and incompetent to preside over a case with national security implications.

And it’s not like Jack Smith is in friendly territory here. The 11th Circuit is one of the more conservative appellate courts in the country. And when appellate courts do find it necessary to overturn a lower court ruling, there’s normally a certain delicacy in how their rulings are worded, in order to save the lower court judge any more embarrassment than necessary. But Cannon is such a judicial dunce that in both of the previous issues of her rulings that Smith brought before the court, both rulings absolutely excoriated Cannon, not only for her fuzzy and illogical reasoning in her rulings, but also for overstepping her judicial authority in even taking up those issues in the first place.

Jack Smith is like a spider. He waited until the fly got all of her legs stuck in the web before he saddled on out to wrap her up. Smith is almost certain to not only get Cannon’s imbecilic ruling overturned, but also for the 11th Circuit to recuse her from the case and hand it over to another, more experienced judge. After all, the judges on the 11th Circuit aren’t there to make a full time career of fixing Judge Cannon’s f*ck ups.

You want to see Traitor Tot modeling an orange jumpsuit? VOTE DEMOCRATIC! If Trump goes down in November, then he goes down in federal court in Florida in 2025. The Mar-A-Slobo documents case is the Manhattan DA fraud case on steroids. It is purely a documents case, and nothing in the SCOTUS ruling protects a private citizen from prosecution for unauthorized possession of classified documents. And on the upside? That trial will take place after Judge Chutkan is finished with his fat pasty ass. Good times a-coming.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.