Zoomers, Democrats, boys and girls of all ages, we only have to wait until tomorrow, less than 24 hours, for Mike Lindell to revolutionize the world as we know it. Yes, you heard that one right. The MyPillow Man, Monsieur Le Polochon is going to change the course of history, finally, by unveiling clear and convincing evidence that the 2020 election was stolen. I mean, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that sort of thing.

Again, you say? Oh, ye of little faith. Sometimes you have to fail before you succeed. Ask Thomas Edison. Why, we are told he made over 1,000 unsuccessful versions of the light bulb before he found one that worked. And Lindell is headed to outdo Edison’s record in failed attempts, to make his case that the 2020 election was actually stolen.

Here’s the latest lunacy on Truth Summit Eve.

Well, there’s a hell of a lot to be said for that. I mean, if the objects can’t talk, they can’t talk back, right? Think of how helpful that is.

Meanwhile, in the Machine Dimension, folks are taking notice.

I think this machine looks guilty as hell of voter fraud. It knows we can’t look it in the eye because it doesn’t have any and that seems like a deliberate evasion of truth to me, right there, if not on the part of the machine, certainly on the part of the manufacturer.

Now this som bitch is something else altogether. He absolutely looks guilty of voter fraud — and murder, mayhem, arson, rioting, looting, just keep listing crimes, they all apply. Parking tickets, everything.

Hate to break it to you, Mike, but Eastwood is an Oscar-level actor and he couldn’t bring it off.

Has anybody told the folks in the Matrix about this? I mean, are we getting backup from Zion or just what exactly is supposed to take place in Springfield tomorrow?

This will all be broadcast to millions and millions of people, watching Frankspeech and Right Side Broadcasting, not to mention being carried by transponders on the very Italian satellites which will find themselves named as accessories, if they haven’t been already, to this Trial of the Machines. Oh, and Marge Greene is using Jewish space lasers to hook onto cosmic rays and so people at all ends of the galaxy can watch, too. Ain’t it grand?

 

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    • I marvel that there is a market for Lindell’s stupidity. But obviously there is. Trump has been raking the cash in since the raid. Millions, just this past week. My jaw is open. But Trump is the master of how to do all this, because he really is the Republican id and the lowest common denominator in this society. That’s what he has going. And he was on TV for 14 years because he knew what kind of garbage sold. All he did was take it off the TV and go get the GOP to sponsor it. That’s it. That’s the thumbnail sketch you can put in a time capsule, right there.

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      • I wondered for years how a racist madman could lead an entire nation to ruin. I’ve read every book written by & about Kurt vonnegut. Having survived a major battle & taken as a prisoner of war, he survived the bombing of Dresden. He later became friends with a German writer who was a former member of the SS. He asked him what he thought the flaw of the Germans was to have them goose stepping to their destruction & the brutality they imposed on others. His answer? Obedience. Compliance without a conscience is required in all dictatorships. Without critical thinking & a dedication to finding out the truth, we, as a species, are doomed. Fact. Planets have no tolerance for those who ignore facts. Ask the 99% of species WHO ARE EXTINCT. Anyone who thinks this is hyperbole…is a goddamn fool. My tolerance for fools has been destroyed by this culture & the venal hypocrites who inhabit it. My children, your children, & the children of the world deserve our best efforts to stop these evil bastards.

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        • Interesting you should mention Vonnegut because many is the time it has occurred to me that we are living in a Vonnegut novel. I am serious when I say that. Look at these people. Look at their motivation.

          I, too, had a friend who had been in the SS. He was only 15 when he either joined or was drafted into the German Army. In any event, at 16 they put him in the SS and told him he would own a diamond mine in Africa anytime now. After nine months of service, he and his squadron got picked up in the Pyrenees mountains and got thrown in a POW camp. Then the war ended.

          His take on Nazism (and remember his age at the time) was that it was the promise of riches. Just hang out with the right people and the world will be your oyster.

          Maybe it’s both, blind obedience coupled with the idea that the world is yours.

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          • Few of the WWII generation are left. All of us have grown up learning the history of the post WWII period and how the Marshal Plan rebuilt Europe (even Germany) and Japan. Instead of a heavy-handed attitude towards the nations that caused so much death and destruction the blame was focused mostly on the leaders and those down the ranks who committed serious war crimes. That’s very different than how Germany was treated by us and the world after WWI, and Japan who made contributions in defeating them were not just ignored in the post war talks divvying up the spoils, they were openly condescended to which for that culture was as bad as being publicly slapped in the face. Conditions in Germany were appalling and that gave rise to the environment that could and did rally behind Hitler. And Japan considers itself racially superior and longed to MAKE the world accept them as not just an equal but worthy of Empire status.

            So, what we have is generations of Americans forgetting both post Civil War history (the Reconstruction Lincoln envisioned was more like what Marshal conceived and implemented – not what actually happened) and how victors have treated the vanquished in most wars in human history and thinking only in terms of post WWII. Of course, MAGA nation feels cheated and despite all their antics benefits of the policies of the new administration have flowed to them as they have to everyone else, despite the GOP opposing them. They sure as hell are butt-hurt not only over their organge turd would-be emperor getting his ass kicked, but being mocked. So they feel like average Germans in the post WWI time. Hitler knew how to play on their mood, just as Trump knows how to play on their grievances.

            Add in the natural human tendency to not want to admit even to ourselves when we’ve made a mistake, and you have tens of millions of people dug in. Things will get worse before they get better, if the latter even happens at all.

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  3. Should I point ouit that Edison didn’t invent the light bulb? It was Sir Joseph Swan (and Edison co-founded the original ‘Ediswan’ company with him)

    But then Edison’s claims are just as valid as Mike the Shrike’s claims
    For those who don’t know, a shrike is nicknamed the ‘butcher bird’ duie to its habit of sticking its prey on anything spiky (like oneof Mike’s pillows perhaps?)

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    • I’m not familiar with Joseph Swan, although I did see a movie where Benedict Cumberbach played Edison and there were a few characters that I didn’t know in that movie. Maybe Swan was one of them.

      • I’m afiad it is so
        Edison patented his bulb in 1879 and merely improved on a design that British inventor Joseph Swan had patented 10 years earlier. Swan sued Edison for patent infringement, and the British courts ruled against Edison (as punishment, Edison had to make Swan a partner in his electric company). Even the U.S. Patent Office decided in 1883 that Edison’s patent was invalid, as it also duplicated the work of another American inventor.

        (hence the ‘Ediswan’ company)

        Also don’t forget that Tesla did a lot more development work than Edison (which is why everyone uses Alternating Current mains nowadays (Edison kept promoting Direct Current)

        Basically Edison had a lot in common with Lindell (good at making public noises and spurious claims )

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  5. I wondered for years how a racist madman could lead an entire nation to ruin. I’ve read every book written by & about Kurt vonnegut. Having survived a major battle & taken as a prisoner of war, he survived the bombing of Dresden. He later became friends with a German writer who was a former member of the SS. He asked him what he thought the flaw of the Germans was to have them goose stepping to their destruction & the brutality they imposed on others. His answer? Obedience. Compliance without a conscience is required in all dictatorships. Without critical thinking & a dedication to finding out the truth, we, as a species, are doomed. Fact. Planets have no tolerance for those who ignore facts. Ask the 99% of species WHO ARE EXTINCT. Anyone who thinks this is hyperbole…is a goddamn fool. My tolerance for fools has been destroyed by this culture & the venal hypocrites who inhabit it. My children, your children, & the children of the world deserve our best efforts to stop these evil bastards.

    • “Without critical thinking & a dedication to finding out the truth, we, as a species, are doomed. Fact. Planets have no tolerance for those who ignore facts. Ask the 99% of species WHO ARE EXTINCT. Anyone who thinks this is hyperbole…is a goddamn fool.”

      Sorry, Scott, but it is you who are the “goddamn fool” here.

      Planets have no “tolerance” because planets have no capacity to feel. They simply exist and function as their nature demands (for lack of a better word). They come into existence, they exist, they eventually cease to exist and, aside from a few fictional planets (mostly in the comic-book realm, such as Marvel’s Ego and DC’s Mogo), they have no “awareness” of any of this.
      *IF* these planets develop life-forms, they don’t “know” it; the development just happens because the planets’ conditions allowed for it. But, the planets were NOT involved in the process. *IF* those life-forms develop a level of consciousness and sentience so that they’re “aware” of themselves (and others), the planet will have had no direct input into that.

      As for that 99% of “EXTINCT” species, well, how do you propose we “ask” them (without involving hyperbole)? We MIGHT could use a séance to contact the dead human species if we could determine some way of communicating with them; there’s no evidence that any australopithecenes were able to “speak” in a way that modern humans could understand or respond to (anthropologists do believe they communicated with each other similar to the way chimpanzees and gorillas do but you know how well modern humans–even primate specialists–can converse on meaningful subjects like climate change and the meaning of life with our primate cousins). And I won’t even ask you to tell us how we’d “ask” the likes of dodos and thylacines and T Rexes since I doubt anyone has a working knowledge of their various “languages.” For what it’s worth, most extinct species didn’t go extinct because of “critical thinking” or a “dedication to finding out the truth” as they had NO ABILITY TO DO SO. Do YOU blame the ant for dying after YOU stepped on it and crushed it? Do YOU blame the cockroach for dying after YOU laid out poison for it? That’s basically what you’re doing by suggesting that extinct species had much (or any) choice in their extinction. Most animal (and plant) species that went extinct did so because of external forces (asteroids, predatory humans, etc).

      You do make an otherwise good argument but to suggest that extinction is a result of a species’ inability for critical thinking or finding the truth is utter poppycock.

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      • The point is the rock we ride on is inert & has no investment in our survival. Human arrogance has taken us to the brink & WE are capable of critical thinking & therefore CAN learn to be in harmony with the systems of this planet. Nitpicking my analogies doesn’t change my basic argument that stupidity will get us all killed sooner or later. Fact.

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      • Never made that point that other species have critical thinking or were responsible for their extinction. Just pointed out that 99% of species are extinct. Fact. Also nitpicking over the word ‘tolerance’ is facetious. You made my point. The planet, though not conscious, HAS RULES. The fact that 99% of species are extinct proves there are rules/forces that ignore what any species needs to survive. As far as can be determined, WE are the only species that IGNORES the rules. Our arrogance & lack of critical thinking will hasten our departure. Anyone who believes otherwise, IS A GODDAMN FOOL. You, on the other hand, attribute points to me I never made, & attack me personally. With all the times you post conjecture as reality, you live in a glass house my friend. Not to mention hordes of typos. I am no fool & should we compare life experiences, I bet you would seem like a pampered child sitting at a computer 24/7. That’s a bet I’d take.

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      • Tolerance…the amount of variation allowed from a standard. Websters dictionary
        You need to consult a dictionary…that has nothing to do with feelings. Fact. Be careful you don’t fall into the Maga bucket. Criticize based on a false assumptions. Raise your standards before you call someone a goddamn fool. Joe.

  8. Remember => The ONLY way to fool the crooked voting machines and stop Demonrats and RINOs from switching your vote in the general election is to write in “Donald J. Trump” for every office on the ballot. If President Trump doesn’t get a majority and win, those votes will automatically be transferred to the Republican. MAGA!!!

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