As Will Smith said in MIB, This is definitely a 9.0 on my weird sh*t-o-meter. After nine years of constant lies, nonstop bullsh*t, and Q-Anon Meets Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, a filthy rich pedophile who’s been dead for a half a dozen years now is going to be the keystone that brings MAGA crashing down around Traitor Tot’s pointy head?
It may be a 9.0 on Will’s weird-sh*t-o-meter, but it’s a 10.0 on my poetic-justice-meter. And the schadenfreude His Lowness has spent nine long years feeding his idiotic base a nonstop diet of high calorie bullsh*t, now his MAGA base wants to grab pitchforks-and-torches because he won’t tell them the truth?
Man, talk about being hoist on your own petard! The funny thing is that this all comes down to yet another display of macho bullsh*t from El Pendejo Presidente, after an insult to his image as a world class scumbag gigolo. When the hammer fell on Epstein several years ago, it was followed almost immediately by the reporting that not only Emperor Numbus Nuttus, but also a former President and a member of the royal family were friends of Epstein’s who had spent time on his private plane, allegedly a prime spot for the criminal activities with underage girls.
This was a slap across the face for Il Douche. Him, molest underage girls? It was nothing more or less than a liberal conspiracy plot to take him down! Forget the fact that Trump has spent 50 years bragging about his sexual prowess, and my personal opinion that he’d screw a bowl of soup if it was warm. Maybe Cream of Mushroom D*ck? But it stops being funny or sexy when criminal charges are at stake.
What makes the loves so spectacular is that The Cheeto Prophet loves tarring everybody else with the pedophile brush. Donnie Depends was a leading town crier of the Q-Anon conspiracy about the pedophile child sex trafficing ring run by Hillary Clinton out of the basement of a pizza joint in Virginia that had no basement.
The cosmic beauty of all of this is that it’s so completely unnecessary. The vast majority of us couldn’t wait to scrape the despicable Epstein off the bottom of our collective moral and mental shoes like dog sh*t as soon as it was over. But not President Penguin. He promised that if he were reelected, he’d expose the whole thing for the vicious scandal that it was, tarring the Democrats. News Flash! for MAGA Nation. Y’all are still waiting for that FBI report on the grassy knoll dude, aren’t ya?
MAGA wants their human sacrifices, and the more perverted and disgusting the better. There’s just one small problem, the Epstein scandal is real Jeffrey Epstein was a filthy pedophile, surrounded by rich and important people that both Epstein and his cohort Maxwell swear freely participated. The crux is that apparently there is nothing exculpatory for wither Trump or the others in the FBI’s investigation, or you can bet your ass we would have seen it by now.
Trump is in a box of his own making. The dog has finally caught the car. MAGA wants their blood sacrifice, and they want the conspiracy exposed. Worse yet, former alleged allies like Mother Tucker and Cruella de Ingraham have their teeth in this blanket, and they’re shaking it for everything it’s worth. And it’s not like there are any new far right paranoid delusions floating around out there for him to sic them on instead.
I don’t know where this ends up, but it’s nowhere good for Hair Twitler. That’s the whole problem with The Big Lie. Its success requires it being hammered home constantly until it’s believed. But once it is, it’s almost impossible to get rid of it again. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Touche, Murf! Like you said, this whole Epstein thing could have died away long ago, but noooo! tRump had to go and promise to reveal all. It’s so perfect!