If you’ve ever wondered what a cross between the Church of Scientology and Kung Fu, with a touch of Samurai Delicatessen thrown in would look like, ponder no more. The answer just manifested at CPAC. This guy is leading in a three-way competition for Weirdest Comments At CPAC So Far, along with the alien from Venus and Matt Gaetz talking about Mr. Potato Head’s genitalia.
this is a real video package that just played at CPAC 2021 pic.twitter.com/TQ8yskZ7Cq
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 26, 2021
If you think this is strange, watch more footage from the first full day of the conference. Donald Junior is there, accusing radical Democrats of “banning the muppets” and his girlfriend Kimberly did her best Cthulu Calls (minus the arm gestures) delivery, telling the world how Donald Trump in exile is accomplishing “more from his desk at Mar-a-Lago than Joe Biden” bla bla. It’s a freak fest, start to finish, so the Samurai Futurologist fits right in. As a matter of fact, he’s pretty low on the radar, the weirdness quotient is so high.
You just could not make this stuff up!
Literally unbelievable.
We knew this was gonna be a Q-NUT batsh*t crazy convention just from the list of speakers. No real surprises here.
Did somebody confuse this for Comic Con when they were booking these freaks?
Hell no. Comic Con was always a lot better!
I couldn’t help but think back to the original “Not ready for prime time” cast of SNL and in particular the late John Belushi’s samurai routines. Can’t you just imagine him with a Trump wig and orange painted kabuki face? I could even see him carrying a small golf bag on his hip and drawing clubs as well as the sword from it! Instead we’ve got this lame ass dude.
There is a right-wing faction in Japan. Their real interests are mainly to revive the glory of imperial Japan, but this is couched in genuine concerns they have about the increasingly strident China presently. There is a concern here that if there was a conflict, Japan would be on its own. So you have a legitimate concern on the front, but underneath are other motives that are not so pure.
So you’re saying this neo-shogunate knows how to speak the lost language of dog whistles.
Good God almighty, how the hell did they assemble this freak Hootenanny in secret? Did any real people know this was coming? I swear I would have bought a ticket to see this live if I had known, and if I had thought anybody there would have a mask on his or her person. This is better than SNL.