I have to admit that this hadn’t occurred to me and I thought I had gamed out every nutball scenario out there in Wingnuttia. Wrong was I. First of all, we need to set the stage for the latest right-wing extremist plan on how to keep Democrats from getting to the polls and reelecting Joe Biden. And who can do that better than Mr. Doomsday Pancake Mix salesman, Jim Bakker himself. What a shame Tammy Faye isn’t here to bat her eyelashes at us, (yes, the ones that look like tarantulas fornicating) but we do what we can with what we have, right?
This is from last year and of course the rats didn’t spread a new disease — or, the bubonic plague. I think Jim’s got his centuries mixed up. But in any event, the apocalypse was postponed and now we’re in a new year and so Jim has to get the fear ginmill fired up and producing again — not to mention the pancake bucket factory.
If you'd watch Jimmy's channel more regularly, you'd know the end times were postponed as a new shipment of food buckets arrived into the distribution center.
Order up folks. Jesus be returning and he gonna be hangry if you ain't stocked! https://t.co/317UrenmAU
— @RomanValentinus (@RomanValentinus) January 2, 2024
I hope you like eating pancakes 365 days a year. And say, if Jim’s aren’t satisfying enough, Kimberly Guilfoyle is selling them, too. Somewhere in Wingnuttia there’s a pancake you’ll like, God knows everybody’s jumping into that market.
Okay, now that you’re in the mood, here’s the plan. And it’s a revived plan. This is from 2021 but now making the rounds again.
Another reason self driving trucks are coming sooner than later. No more than 3 years away. Interstate testing by several companies already taking place. It the easiest application of large scale self drive. And not a day too soon!
— stroke and distance (@StrokeDistance) September 1, 2021
Now this is where it gets nuts. This is where it becomes a technology battle, with Trump Trucks making the decision to starve people. And if you think that Elon Musk, he who developed the self-driving Tesla, won’t jump on board for this, you should probably think again. Now I’m extrapolating the name “Trump Trucks” admittedly so. But it makes perfect sense, if you put together the idea of truck drivers (or the controllers of self-driving trucks) banding together to starve New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, other places. This has all the elements of a grade-Z low-budget opus, don’t you think? Maybe there can be cardboard cutouts of Trump driving the trucks, ya spose?
Bottom line: I would not expect self-driving trucks anytime in the very near future. Also, I would not bank upon truck drivers banding together to starve the Democrats into submission. This is pure fantasy. So don’t worry about Trump Trucks. But it is amusing to contemplate. We have to get our laughs where we can.
Just a few more reasons why this won’t work. But don’t expect the dialogue to stop. Desperate times call for desperate measures and Donald is desperate. Make no mistake about that. Donald is bouncing off the walls and that will only increase as the year progresses.
Ludicrously naive, impractical, and unfeasible.
Typical republican ‘planning’.
You have Trump loving drivers and you have Democrats that drive. They all have one thing in common, they drive for money and the big money is in taking stuff from Red states to Blue states. I won’t even get into the complexities of this service. The cheapest way to ship is by train and I could see self-driving 18 wheeler terminals similar to rail terminals. The type of shipping from these terminals is called intermodal transportation, usually containers. By the way, containers were invented by the US Army.
The owner of the last trucking company I worked for was a short racist Republican and he called his black drivers ‘his Democrats’. Well guess who hauls most of the food and goods to stores and warehouses in these cities, Democrats. As usual Republicans as well as MSM are talking out their ass 99% of the time plus they are lazy.
great points.
in case the drivers do and of course Biden being CINC we’ll see some of the Army or nat. guard transporation units go into service before letting Americans starve or suffer greatly because of hate filled enemies of the country.
theoretically anyhow.
there’s also airdrops if needed but that is a bit much though yah never know with this crowd.
So, how many containers need to be dropped on mar-a-lago to stop this nonsense?
The trucker industry, and by this I mean the truckers, are in deep doo-doo. They are not getting paid appropriately and when the end of the month comes they are lucky when they cover the costs incurred that month by working as truckers. They are not pulling in anything close to living wages let alone enough to do dumb-ass bullshit like that fool wants them to do-they will deliver their loads HAPPILY because it will stave off the bankruptcy they know is just around the corner.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to tell an industry whose workers are barely keeping their heads above water to stop making deliveries to certain areas of the country.
Oh, and BTW, does the special kind of stupid not realize that a great deal of what truckers deliver comes from very large ports in…wait for it…democrat-run states? Do truckers not pick up these shipping containers because of where they are located?
This RWNJ really needs to be put away for his own protection quite frankly–the guy is too stupid to live without copious amounts of help-the 24/7 kind complete with people to spray him down when he shits himself.
On top of not getting paid enough, they aren’t spotted enough time to.load, drive and unloaded and they can only drive so.many hours a day. A lot of them have to keep!two.sets of logs because they have to drive longer than allowed legally in order to.make it in the room short time required.
Friend’s ex-husband was a longhaul trucker.
The funny thing about those truckers banding together and starving Democratic cities is “Where exactly are all the ports that the truckers depend on to get the materials they’re trucking?”
Even in the coastal “red states,” the ports are usually in cities that are typically run by Democrats. The state may control the ports through a “port authority” but the states still depend on the local governments for a lot of the resources.