This is beautiful, imaginative and tasteful. I mourn to see it go. And you know that these images will not be present one year from tonight. And God alone knows what will be there. Red trees with no decorations that inspire Handmaid’s Tale memes? Or gaunt, white scary trees that belong more in a Halloween haunted house than anywhere near a Xmas celebration? That’s what we’ve seen in the past, along with costume changes and photo ops for Melania. (Hey, the Xmas ornaments, NFTs and jewelry aren’t going to sell themselves, okay?) So take a few moments and enjoy the White House that is bowing out and prepare yourself mentally for the circus that is coming in. And remember that old Turkish saying: “If you send a clown to the palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.”

This is the same White House that Donald Trump called “that dump” and that Melania said, “Who geeves a fuck about Creesmuss decorations? But I have to do eet, right?” Wrong, Melania. I think at this stage we might as well level with one another and you can delegate the “duties” of a First Lady to somebody else. Just don’t make it Laura Loomer. Of all the folks in Trump world, she’s about the only one who can bottom your lack of taste.

Remember this madness? I can’t imagine how Melania can dream up anything worse than this but I’m sure she’ll find a way. Remember, this was conceived by the same mind who ripped out Jackie Kennedy’s Rose Garden.

US First Lady Melania Trump walks through Christmas decorations in the East Wing as she tours holiday decorations at the White House in Washington, DC, on November 27, 2017. / AFP PHOTO / SAUL LOEB (Photo credit should read SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images)

That was the first Trump Xmas in the White House and it only went downhill from there. So enjoy normalcy while it exists, for a few more days. Because we are going back to the tacky, the tawdry, and the tasteless. CostCo meets Versaille with a splash of Stephen King.

You can’t buy class. I don’t know if it’s something you’re born with or something that you develop. But it emphatically is not something that you can buy. There is no respect in Trump world for the traditions that are American and are embodied in the White House. None of these people read history or know anything about culture. They lack imagination.

The White House is merely another place to build up the brands of the various members of the Trump family. No other president before Trump (and hopefully no one after) has ever demonstrated such a lack of respect for the White House and government as an institution. Trump is a game show host and Melania is a porn model and that’s what we’ve got as the avatar of American culture for the next four years. God help us.

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7 COMMENTS

  1. ‘You can’t buy class’

    Dimwit Donny thinks you can, he’s spent his whole life being proved wrong.

    Even being President hasn’t helped. He is incapable of learning, and he’s a selfish bully.

    Having class involves having humility.

    He’ll never have any.

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  2. Utterly gorgeous and it shows the class of Dr. Biden and the Biden administration. They will be missed. God bless and keep President Biden and his family, VP Harris and her family, Gov Walz and his family, the Democrats who haven’t gone over to the other side, and protect our country from what is coming after Jan 20.

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    • Agreed and nicely said, Carol. The Obamas were a class act, so are the Bidens. It’s just that low-life period in between which denigrated the White House and the presidency so badly. And now we have it back again, even more indecent and more humiliating for our proud nation. Trump 2016 was a blatant backlash against a black president, Trump 2024 is a continuing intolerance of even the idea of a black female president. The damage being done to the USA is immeasurable but we’ll all be able to watch it happen, like a train wreck in slo-mo.

  3. 🎄🌟 I will miss having human beings in the White House. Wouldn’t it be nice next xmas if they don’t even bother? That’d be better than Nosferatu and her blood trees! 🧛‍♀️🩸

    • I’m sure we could arrange to get Christmas put on Elon’s and Vivek’s DOGE list.

      But then the repukes wouldn’t have a D War on Xmas to complain about… So many choices…

  4. I call it “Trailer Trash Versailles.” It is the style of decorating selected by a man with no taste but gets to visit the palace of Versailles and concludes that since it belonged to a KING, it must be classy. I am surprised he hasn’t brought back powdered wigs and velvet and satin embroidered coats too. And makeup. No, dish it not the orange spray tan, but powder and rouge. And high wheeled shoes with jeweled buckles. Watch 1776 and copy the clothing of the Southerners. And you might learn some history, too.

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