REVEALED: Former GOP Rep. Claims People Talk About Trump’s “Mortal Demise” All the Time

Get out the voodoo dolls and the pins, folks. And if I were you, Donald, I’d get a food taster to bite into those hamburger buns monogrammed with your name. There are a lot of Republicans in the market for exactly that kind of action, or so we are told. Democrats are not the only ones who hate Donald Trump. No, there are a lot of Republicans, who are actively hoping for his “mortal demise.”

As Democrats, we’ll be happy to kill him at the ballot box or better yet, wave goodbye to him as he goes to the House of Many Doors. Heck, I’d even make him a quilt if he actually got convicted and sentenced. I would be that thrilled.

But Republicans, who do tend to be more base and primitive than we are, actually want their Orange Overlord next to his first wife (or not) on one of his golf courses. Or, in an avalanche on Mt. Kilimanjaro. Anywhere, just as long as he’s dead for a ducat, dead.  Insider:

Former GOP Rep. Peter Meijer said there are “a lot of folks” in the ranks of MAGA Republicans who are hoping for former President Donald Trump’s “mortal demise.”

“I want to be clear: I’m not in that camp. But I’ve heard from a lot of people who will go onstage and put on the red hat, and then give me a call the next day and say, ‘I can’t wait until this guy dies,” Meijer told McKay Coppins, a journalist at The Atlantic.

For a recent opinion piece, Coppins spoke to a dozen anonymous sources within the GOP, including current and former Republican lawmakers and analysts. One of the people who spoke to Coppins was Meijer, a Michigan Republican who voted for Trump’s impeachment and then lost his congressional seat during the 2020 GOP primaries.

Meijer did not say which Republicans told him they wished Trump was dead. Representatives for Meijer did not immediately respond to Insider’s request for comment.

Now, who in the GOP would want Trump dead? Seriously, now? Maybe it would be easier to ask, who wouldn’t want him dead. But let’s speculate, shall we?

1. Mike Pence? Why not? He might be able to cobble together five or six extra votes. Maybe.
2. Mike Pompeo? Same deal.
3. Nikki Haley? Sure. Then she can get on stage and eulogize Trump and tear up, while she’s promising to be his clone when she gets elected.
4. Mother Pence. Now, you’re starting to cook. I would be very, very surprised if the thought didn’t cross her mind when she was fleeing the Capitol with her daughter and husband, as demonstrators chanted “Hang Mike Pence!” and “Fuck Mike Pence!” in the background.
5. Melania Trump. She and Barron might be well taken care of in the will. In all events, she’d be rid of the Obnoxious Orangutan and that’s got to be a breath of fresh air, right?
6. Donald Trump, Jr. He wouldn’t have to go on his podcast and motormouth through these stupid MAGA platitudes anymore. He could just go piss on his old man’s grave (he would have to stand in a long line of course) and maybe move on with his life.

Feel free to chime in with your own version of “Who wishes for Donald’s mortal demise?” And again, as stated above, it might be easier to ask who doesn’t wish for it. Frankly, I’m coming up with zero names for that category. Trump should have learned long ago that at least if you have a pet, little Fido or Fluffy want you to stick around, if nobody else. In this instance, Trump doesn’t even have that.

Does Trump even have a favorite toy, like Citizen Kane’s sled, I wonder? Ya spose?