Ha. I can’t stop laughing!! Apparently, he was wandering around by himself and being strange, even for him. There were photos. And there is what the eff? Because really, Lindsey? Get you to a doctor. He’s messed up. We could bet that no one could talk with him and get through the warhawk outer shell that he has grown. What happened to him? With gratefulness to Raw Story:

Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones lashed out at Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) after TMZ published photographs of the pro-war Republican taking an unannounced vacation at Disney World. “Lindsey Graham is walking around by himself with a baby blue and pink princess scepter,” Jones noted on Monday. “So the point is he’s got a girl’s toy, and he’s walking around talking to Mickey Mouse and people, looking completely insane. Look at him on TV. He constantly talks about killing people.”

He’s been losing his marbles for a while. It looks like he may not have any left. We thought Space Mace was bad. This is worse. If you think back to the actual Lindsey Graham, he was a pretty good guy. Now? He has bloodlust for taking over a country. And apparently also for a toy scepter. Yet the most fascinating part is who this is coming from.

“He’ll just go like, ha, ha. I mean, he literally turns into a demon on television. Now he’s running around with the Princess Scepter. You know, like the Nazi field marshals, calling on their chairman and their joint chiefs, they all had the scepters,” he continued. “There is our field marshal. The man with the pink princess scepter [is] making that same weird face he makes constantly. A demonic zombie stumbling around Disney World. Totally oblivious to how bizarre that is.”

Any of us would either run for cover if we saw him coming or walk up to Graham and ask him what the hell happened to cause this radical change. There’s no understanding if we don’t have all the information. And what on earth is his *family* thinking? Have they abandoned ship? If he is behaving at home like he is behaving in public, that’s creepy city. There will come a point when you have to say enough to something like this.

According to Jones, Graham was running President Donald Trump’s foreign policy for the war in Iran while vacationing at Disney World. “At his off time, he goes by himself to Disney World to walk around all day and talk to kids and talk to people dressed up in Disney character outfits and carry a pink scepter. See, truth is stranger than fiction, you couldn’t make that up,” the conspiracy theorist explained. “He’s not at home with his wife having dinner because he didn’t have a wife, folks. And he’s a lot more than just gay. And he’s totally compromised,” he added.

BOOM. And OOF. This is seriously a what-the-hell kind of thing. He’s certainly off his rocker. He’s lost all of his marbles anyhow, much as I thought he might have some left. This doesn’t make any sense. This is chilling. Yet another person in Congress who doesn’t know his arse from a hole in the ground. Damn, people. Get him some help? Because our country doesn’t want or need this. And keep him away from Trump until he decides against boots on the ground in Iran. He looks horrible. What happened to Lindsey Graham?

See you later, since it’s already Tuesday. I’m loopy and trying to write when it’s oh dark hundred in the middle of the night. That means 2:43 am.

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6 COMMENTS

  1. “He’s not at home with his wife … because he didn’t have a wife,…”
    He might be a different person if he’d had the helpful guidance of a woman in his life.

    • Yeah and he might have been a different person if he’d had the helpful guidance of a man in his life. He did, long ago, have John McCain as his mentor and that was the golden era of Lindsey, but when John died, Lindsey attached himself to what he saw as a strong man: Trump. Thus began his unravelling. Now he’s relegated to cruising Disneyworld. Beyond sad, it’s pathetic.

      • He might have been different if he had *any* guide in his life after McCain passed. Trump only counts as a guide down into the bowels of hell.

        Pathetic and hurtful, because we remember that golden age.

  2. Any cartoonist from now on should always picture him clutching his princess scepter.

    An oddly appropriate handhold for one of Trump’s courtiers.

    Maybe it will set a trend?

    • A trend? Ooooo I would laugh long and hard for that!

      It’s a pity our cats have no interest in playing with bubbles. We tried. Boo.

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