Desperate times call for desperate measures. The high card that the GOP has to play is immigration. In their version of American reality, apartment buildings are war zones which warring immigrants have taken over and now hold hostage. They need a base of operations, you see, while they formulate plans “to take your job, rape your wife, kill your dog, trans your kids, and install a taco truck on every corner,” as Rick Wilson puts it. And the dogs are not the only pets which are being killed. Oh my goodness me, no. The kitties and the quack quacks are being offed as well, and then devoured. But orange man will keep them from becoming duck a l’orange or chat a l’orange, never fear.
Don Junior, J.D. Vance and the House Judiciary GOP. Now that is some intellectual and sociological muscle, right there. And here’s the cherry on this shit sundae.
Aunt Woofy and Uncle Bow Wow have no chance…unless Donald Trump comes to save them. I love the photoshopped picture, don’t you, of a kitten that is about ten weeks old but clearly is already the size of a 25-pound bobcat. I wonder, 1. Where they found it? and 2. How big it will be full grown? The size of a leopard? That’s pretty impressive for felis domesticus, doncha think?
Fact Check: The woman film allegedly eating a cat is not an immigrant, her name is Alexis Ferrell and she is an American citizen living in Canton, Ohio, where the incident took place, not in Springfield. She has mental health issues. https://t.co/jaIZCU2djJ
— The New York Independent (@nyi_news) September 9, 2024
Damn. Shoots that conspiracy theory clean out of the water. Oh well. MAGA has its red meat and QAnon is doubtlessly pulsating with this as we speak. Don’t be surprised if this shows up in the debate tomorrow. One thing Donald Trump has absolutely got to do and that is fear monger and somehow maneuver America into hating Kamala Harris.
Very likely he’ll go for the lowest road possible and talk about Willie Brown or the rest of Harris’s dating history. I would expect that. And there will be plenty of communism and incoherence, generally.
I will be glued to the debate tomorrow evening.. This is going to be fun.
No pets eaten. Springfield Ohio news:
https://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/springfield-police-say-no-reports-of-pets-stolen-after-viral-social-media-post/3WSIZQNHQVE4NP4TS5BVHBB2PY/
AS IF!! he would ever get that close to animals and look at the hands, clearly not his.
Aww Donald is cuddling a plastic duck (Daffy – you’re safe now)
“I see a putty tat! I did i did see a putty tat!” Tweetie Bird…God those people would have to study hard to rise to the level of moron.
Next it’ll be a scheme floating their blasphemous version of ‘Animal House’ and refer to it as their ‘Noah’s Arc’ that needs saving and protecting from the dark liberal forces: simply to fool and fleece the flocks within the many and various versions of Christianity. They’ll go to no low to win back their ‘holy grail’, these bed wetters and hillbillies.
sweet tap-dancing jeebus these people are insane. they are gibbering idiots.
Hey, ya gotta just LOVE the image of Trumpler in full makeup and blue suit up to the armpits in a pond. Or is it a swimming pool? Or a canal in Florida? I mean, talk about looking SANE!
This is stupid. its all ready been made known that one lady”migrà nt”who isn’t a migrant. she has mental health issues and this is in Canton not springfield canton has the football hall of fame.
Any bets on whether the devourer of cats is a registered Repugnican? If she has mental health issues, that’s the right party for her.