I may actually end up feeling sorry for Mike Lindell. Yes me, Yersoola, Uzilla, however he butchered my name back when he tagged me as a “horrible reporter.” The reason I may end up feeling sorry is because Lindell is so clueless and he is so obviously surrounded by people who are corrupt and greedy and who have ripped him off. Yes, on the one hand, it’s his own fault for believing in this ridiculous theory of the Chinese hacking the voting system via the internet and swinging the election for Joe Biden. But on the other hand, it’s tragic that somebody could hitch their wagon to this kind of a ridiculous star and be made a laughingstock of. And that’s the direction this is heading, at top speed.
Lindell released his version of the Kraken, which is his packet captures. This is what the “cyber guys” will be looking at in a few short weeks. Take a look.
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell released his alleged "packet captures" tonight that will prove widespread 2020 "voter fraud," but there's a problem: the data is so blurry you can't make out a single number. pic.twitter.com/cNWbFT7BVW
— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) July 23, 2021
What’s that you say? It looks like somebody spliced a loop of some randomly generated characters? Or maybe it’s a rug? Ye of little faith, Lindell has been spending millions on this. We are assured that the best technical minds on the planet are gathering in Sioux Falls to present world shattering testimony.
Amateurs, this is what a packet capture looks like pic.twitter.com/4ijuykIdua
— Leo Sun (@TMFSunLion) July 23, 2021
And here is some evidence of alien life. pic.twitter.com/6thmLxA977
— Mark Banker (@themarkbanker) July 23, 2021
Cyber guy here, just running these packets through a few filters to see what we come up with….what the…. pic.twitter.com/jis9P552EW
— Andrew G (@andrew1229) July 23, 2021
Lindell doesn’t even know what day it is, you heard him. And the other guy wasn’t sure about the month, but he caught himself. I knew that the South Dakota freak fest was going to be entertaining, but now I think I underestimated how much.
I’ve been waiting to see what the idiot considers to be ‘packets’ and I don’t think he has a clue as to what a ‘packet’ is in relation to data transmission.
Just as a disclosure, I operated a ‘packet radio station’ on the 2 metre band for a number of years and I was the secretary of the GI Packet Working Group (and also wrote a primer for packet radio)
OK – what is a ‘packet’ I hear you ask: it’s a small segment of data (usually about 256 bytes on the system we used) that cominbnes at the receiving end into the complete message. If you don’t get all of them, then you don’t get the message.
I haven’t a clue what pillow fluff he was throwing up, but I can definitely state that is is NOT packet data.
There are no headers or footers (start/end of message) – just a string of random numbers (which are totally illegible)
In short – it’s the ‘shine U/V light inside your body’ brought over into the field of electronic communications
Displaying machine language is supposed to impress us, I guess. My point is, it could be saying anything or nothing related to voting.
Or most likely saying nothing at all, just like Lindell himself has been doing all his life!
I used to look at data dumps. They look like the bottom half of that image from Michael Holler. You can do a lot with them, if you know what you’re looking at and what you’re doing.
Can you give an example of what you can do with a data dump?
I wonder how much he paid for all of this nonsense. It’s just a bunch of really bad toilet paper. I used to do this for $7.50 an hour. Mike, give me a call. I can get some really good stuff and save you a bunch of money.
Clear, cogent, and hilarious explanation!
Oh, wow. What an analogy! I am thinking at this point that Lindell got fleeced for $25 Million and he’s too dumb to know it.
So go prove it & collect the $5 million dollars, genius….
Ah – the old proving a negative conundrum…