Oh, the horror! Can you believe Katie Miller has a TATTOO???!!!! I can hardly believe it myself. You would think Stephen Miller’s wife would be an upstanding member of the government, but *gasp* she has a tattoo! From Raw Story:
The wife of U.S. White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller is making waves online after the Wall Street Journal reported on her controversial tattoo on the inside of her lip. WSJ Friday released a report on Katie Miller, who also made headlines when she departed the White House to work for the richest person in the world, CEO Elon Musk.
“Those close to Miller describe the mother of three as hardworking, detail-oriented, combative, and protective of her husband, whose fervent positions on immigration and other issues have made him a target of Democrats. In interactions with White House staff, she sometimes veered from charming to abrasive, current and former colleagues said, and seemed to have limitless energy,” the outlet reported. It then dropped the details of the tattoo.
I’m still stunned! How could she possibly have a tattoo? It’s not like a lot of people don’t have them. It’s not that a lot of people have more than one. She has such a well-known husband, who seems to be a real jerk. I wouldn’t want to slap him, of course. No, never, not at all. It’s not that I can’t stand the man, of course not. Me? An upstanding member of the community *cough*? Of course not. What could this “controversial” tattoo possibly be?
“People who know Miller said she has a tattoo on the inside of her lip that says ‘YOLO,’ which stands for ‘You Only Live Once,'” the report states. “She has sometimes shifted her loyalties, and she has blurred ethical lines, working for clients lobbying the government while also working on government issues. Musk’s company is deeply dependent on government subsidies and contracts.”
YOLO isn’t old school, of course. No, it’s new and controversial *cough*. Well, the news and others seem to think it’s new. That hasn’t been around for eons, of course not! Whyever would you think that? No, it’s *cough* new! And no, it’s not possible that she’s now working for Elon Mush .. er … Musk!
Legal analyst Anna Bower posted the small nugget from the WSJ on X Saturday, writing, “Katie Miller apparently has a tattoo on the inside of her lip that says ‘YOLO.'”
Washington Post reporter John Hudson also chimed in, saying, “WSJ with the vivid detail about Katie Miller’s inner lip tattoo and the helpful explainer for elder readers what YOLO means.”
This isn’t the first time the tattoo has received coverage, but it appears not to have been in the news for at least five years, when the Millers had a much smaller profile. Vanity Fair mentioned it here in 2020.
You see? It’s not actually new and controversial. It’s old news. And yes, YOLO is old school, and yes, it has been around for quite some time. So what’s the big deal with it? I have no idea. But it’s funny! The hooooo-rahhhhh around this is just ridiculous. It’s not visible. So, whoop-dee-doo. She has a tattoo. Thanks for sticking with me!
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Was this specifically “Newsworthy”? I want those 3 minutes of my life back. “Paid subscription”; AYFKM? LOL! BYW you *do know what those mean (cough), don’t you?
Touched a nerve did we? Conservatives have greatly (or rather “bigly”) enjoyed reviving irrelevant stuff about Democrats over the years. Like: (horrors!) the cost of Bill Clinton’s haircuts, or (horrors!) Barack Obama wore a TAN SUIT!, or (horrors!) Michelle Obama wore a dress that showed her BAR ARMS!, or (horrors) Joe Biden enjoyed eating a cone of ice cream. You know, that kind of stuff. Frankly, since it’s not a Nazi or other White Power tattoo I could care less what she’s got tattooed on herself or where. What’s amusing is that it’s a ‘new age’ type saying which has to drive her hubby batshit insane. I never knew about it before. But for someone (or people) who love to rip on others over irrelevant bullshit as I said this seems to have struck a nerve. You’re pissy about being on the receiving end of the kind of shit you and others sling all the time.
To which I say Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
Waaait: you mean the same Bill Clinton that said “I did NOT have sex with that woman”?
THAT was newsworthy.
And is that the same Obama that went on a multi-billion dollar “Apology Tour” through the Middle East and BOWED ON BENED KNEE to foreign kings? That was pretty newsworthy too.
Big Mike’s BAR arms? Try BEAR arms, after you learn how to spell properly.
You mean Creepy “Sniffy” Joe Biden that wasn’t even running the country for the last four years?
I’d say all that was newsworthy, wouldn’t you?
*You’re* just pissy because someone called you out on your shitty middle-school journalism.
Like any of us give a f***k who’s got a tattoo where.
This was about as newsworthy as a dog shitting in the yard, you hack!
BTW: I couldn’t give 2 fucks about Clinton’s shitty haircuts, Obama’s suit choices, Big Mike’s bare arms, or Biden’s ice cream, either: NONE of that was *newsworthy* which is what we’re talking about here. Funny how you ASSumed that I’m a Republican. That says more about you than me. I’m just sick of ALL the journalistic hacks making something out of nothing just to get readership and advertising dollars for vomiting up irrelevant dogshit like this.