Here we go again! Trump had a new skin condition show up, and it was noticed during the Medal of Honor ceremony. There are multiple guesses about what it is and what caused it. It could be that the neck of his shirts is too tight. Yes, that’s facetious, but he does have a rash on the side of his neck. The theory floating around is that it’s shingles. If so, it’s going to be a real bitch for him to golf, because shingles don’t like sunlight. It’s just a guess, and the doctors aren’t talking. I appreciate you, Raw Story:
The internet erupted Monday after a new photo of President Donald Trump showed a significant rash on his neck, with new questions surfacing about his health. Trump spoke for the first time live since the U.S. and Israel launched attacks on Iran and gave a Medal of Honor at the White House to 79-year-old Vietnam veteran Terry P. Richardson, who is credited with saving the lives of 85 soldiers during a 1968 battle. Independent journalist Aaron Rupar pointed out photos that revealed a large rash on the right side of Trump’s neck at the event.
Yes, it’s pretty obvious, which is surprising for him. At least he apparently didn’t put orange makeup on it. That wouldn’t have worked well, especially after the whole thing with the hand. Someone needs to send Petey Boy’s makeup artist over to help Trump with his makeup. *snerk*
Dr. Sean Barbabella, physician to the president, told CBS News that the president was using a “very common cream on the right side of his neck.” “The President is using this treatment for one week, and the redness is expected to last for a few weeks,” Barbabella added.
People quickly speculated about what could be behind the skin irritation. //// “Vigorous handshaking strikes again!” Journalist Mike Rothschild wrote on X. (*falls over laughing*) //// “Look forward to White House explanation that it’s hickeys,” Shannon Watts, author and founder of activist group Moms Demand, wrote on X. ” //// Sending all possible love and support to this rash,” tech and media journalist Evan DeSimone wrote on X.
A lot of the times the comments are better than the news! Vigorous handshaking got me but good this time. We know damn well that’s not what’s causing the bruising on his hand. He definitely needed a makeup artist for that one. Someone around there has to know how to match skin tones. Sheesh! (My BFA, except for one semester, in Technical Theater is showing here.)
“Imagine. If. This. Was. Biden,” Mehdi Hasan, founder of Zeteo, wrote on X. //// “Every woman in America can advise you to say ‘it’s a curling iron burn‘ and change the topic of conversation,” consultant Caitlin Legacki wrote on X. //// “If President Biden’s neck looked like this, Fox News would be running 25th Amendment coverage non-stop,” journalist Aaron Parnas wrote on X. //// “His ear looks in pretty good shape tho’,” media insider David Clinch wrote on X.
So, your wonderful armchair Google doctor here is guessing shingles. And I did double-check about shingles and sunlight, and I had remembered correctly. Go me? I really wish I could write comedy and snark as well as the quotes do. That would be fun! Instead, I’ll leave it up to others. Could we say he has a diaper rash on his neck?
[EDIT: from a second article that came out: “The White House medical team didn’t know [Trump] got a CT scan. They claimed it was a MRI for weeks,” wrote Dr. Vin Gupta, a frequent commentator on MS NOW, in a post to X. “Now instead of acknowledging he might have a pre-cancerous skin condition, they dance around the issue. “Trying to fool the public just makes it worse.” CNN medical analyst Dr. Jonathan Reiner agreed, writing, “Preventative skin treatments (such as topical 5 flurouracil) are commonly used to prevent overt skin cancer in people with precancerous skin lesions. We don’t know what specific treatment the president is receiving, but why all the secrecy for something that is potentially easy to treat and very common in older people?” ]
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Why all the secrecy? Because they lie about things they don’t have to lie about. It seems to come as naturally as breathing. Perhaps they’re allergic to the truth.
PS – vampires don’t like the sun either.
My first thought when I saw a story about this was shingles. However, putting RFK Jr. in his Cabinet notwithstanding Trump gets vaccines and there’s one for shingles that’s pretty effective. On the other hand (I got the vaccine as soon as my doctor at the VA had the ability to prescribe it) it’s a two shot regimen. In the bicep and for a good week you’re noticeable sore after each shot. Trump might have balked at the second one. Shingles are painful as hell and Trump would demand painkillers. Of course since he nods off all the time these days and slurs his words frequently too how is one to tell?
Given where the redness is, him jerking around in the chair while his hairstylist is working on him (it takes over a half hour to do his combover) that hot curling iron theory makes sense.
I think there’s a third option. An infection from sticking his head up Bibi Netanyahu’s ass. It had a toxic boil on it that burst and got on Trump’s neck. Hence the redness. That’s my opinion and I’m sticking to it!
This is a plausible explanation: REAL DOCTOR explains Trump’s NECK RASH (it’s due to a chemotherapy drug? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM6ZPwxhaeA
The explanations in the comments section of the following video are laugh out loud funny:
🚨Trump’s Night ERUPTS Over CHILLING NEW Health Reveal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peCfk0SwEDg