Donald Trump is a man of many firsts, including being the first president about whom an entire body of “diaper lore” exists, along with stories of his general stink from hair spray. Trump is reportedly a walking miasma of stink. This story is speculative in nature, being as how it comes from Epstein Island, where little if anything has been confirmed, but it’s not all that strange considering what we’ve already heard about Donald Trump’s supposed stink, his farting during his criminal trial, and all the rest of his diaper lore. Queerty:
“I don’t know if you’ve seen the testimony from Sascha Riley,” Jcapp says, “they are an Epstein survivor from Epstein Island, and they are the reason that D*nald Tr*mp wears a diaper.”
The TikToker goes on to repeat a piece of Riley’s testimony involving an alleged Epstein island mishap.
“They feared for their life, and they kicked a tent pole at Donald Tr*mp, and it hit him in the bowels…and he can no longer go to the bathroom properly.”
Wild, to say the least. But while the unverified claim may seem dubious to some, let’s remember that the reports concerning Tr*mp’s lack of hygiene are many and varied, enough to necessitate an entire article from writer Seth Abramson concerning the history and potential causes of the despot’s smelly reputation.
“Given accounts of Tr*mp smelling putrid dating back to the 1980s and 1990s, one wonders if Tr*mp’s cologne releases in the 2000s and 2010s were in part intended to create a sense about him that he must, personally, smell nice,” Abramson wrote, “as what sort of person would peddle colognes when they themselves smell like (as so many are saying Donald Tr*mp does) a dirty privy?”
We know the cologne scam didn’t quite work in any of its many iterations. But if Riley’s testimony turns out to be credible, we may have a key detail as to why Tr*mp goes to such distances to crush any rumors of his stink reaching the general populace…apart from the obvious ones.
Now you have all the gory details of a *president* that stinks on ice — both literally and figuratively. And this might explain, at least in part, why Melania spends so much time in another state, let alone another room or building.
Question: did 47 get up during the meeting with the oil guys , and go stand at the window because he either has to shite or pee in the diapers.
Plus…….the Sascha Riley whole thing is not corroborated and I listen to all the files. Not sure it’s legit. If it is…..what a horrific experience.
Technically, NO Epstein victim’s “thing” has been “corroborated” as each victim’s account is about THEIR specific situation. The fact that you would “require” some sort of corroboration before lending it credence highlights the BIGGEST reason why MALE victims of sexual abuse are even less likely to come forward about it.
He was spikd’ by a pole in his butt dot
His freckle is nothin’ now, justa a fuckd’ leakin’ butt dot
His butt is now not all right, in fact, it’s a malodorous gas
But it’s now not all right, he’s justa stinkin’ cockwomble of gas
He now got da stinkin’ gas, gas, gas
Shoutin’ ana jumpin’ he’s a malodorous gas, a stinkin’ cockwomble gas
Slumberin’ shoutin’’ ana jumpin’ he’s a malodorous gas, a stinkin’ cockwomble gas
Slumberin’ shoutin’’ ana jumpin’ he’s a malodorous gas, a stinkin’ cockwomble gas
Slumberin’ shoutin’’ ana jumpin’ he’s a malodorous gas, a stinkin’ cockwomble gas