Let’s give thanks to Mike Lindell, shall we? He’s offering up a bit of entertainment this holiday season, at least in the ramp up to Thanksgiving. Lindell informs us that he will be “delivering” his bombshell lawsuit to the Supreme Court on November 23rd. Whether that means it will be wedged in between pizza boxes, or curled around the breadsticks, we have not ascertained but will inform you toute suite when we have received clarification.
For the moment, however, Lindell has taken his sights off of the Supreme Court and now he’s going out against “all machine companies.” Careful, Mike. Not all machines are created equal. And better scenarists than you have tried to screw with Skynet.
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Now seriously, friends, take stock: What if Lindell ties up all the ATM machines in litigation? I mean, how will we get cash? And he’s going to piss off the boys in Vegas really bad when he messes with the slot machines. That’s some serious business in these here parts. And a can opener is a machine, better get yourself a handheld one. Forget about drying your hair.
Lindell is going to shut down the planet, is what he’s boasting, in essence.
Will somebody call the authorities and get this man put on a 72-hour old?
And if he’s only talking about voting machines, which is the obvious take, that is not substantially less ludicrous. Not at all. Smartmatic just went after Newsmax and OAN and Lindell is already involved in litigation to the tune of $1.3 Billion to Dominion. He’s blowing smoke like a Liverpool chimney and he can continue to do so, but as far as machines are concerned, his ass is grass and Dominion has the lawnmower.
The guy has gone around the bend so far that he’s going to need a native guide to find reality.
He’s got a monomania. He’s Don Quixote with a pillow. Damnedest thing I ever saw, even in Trump World.
Mikey..
Piece of advice…fuck with slots & they won’t find enough of u to fill a thimble…rent Casino & pay attention to the guy who’s head joe pesci has in a vice. No pillow in the world will fix that. But go ahead. Go on down into that valley Mr custer.
I know!!! Vinnie and Rocco will be taking him out into the desert!!! HAHA!!! If he’s lucky, they’ll only dangle him out the window of the Palazzo, which is 53 stories high!! Maybe that would shake some sense into him.
Nice idea but doubt it. He’d find a way to say up is down & down is up. The only permanent fix is to let go of his ankles. Let the ground discuss it with him.