Now I know where I recognize Mike Lindell and Herschel Walker from. They’re cast members of an old James Garner “Support Your Local Sheriff” sequel that never got made, except in the Twilight Zone.
Think of it now, those two bozos running an old Western town. I would be frightened if one of them ran a fireworks stand, let alone having a seat in the Senate.
Lindell advocates for same day voting and bringing ballots to law enforcement. This should get interesting.
Mike Lindell shows up at the Trump rally in TX, and promptly proceeds to undermine Ronna McDaniel’s deprogramming tour this week by telling people not to vote early. He then shows off his honorary Sheriff’s badge, which is now apparently a thing now with MAGA. pic.twitter.com/zHyqFPDvDe
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 22, 2022
Let’s get Lindell on an Aeroflot flight and give him little wings, shall we? And convince him that he’s making military decisions for Vladimir Putin?
Ronna McDaniel has voted by mail before. So has Kellyanne Conway. Also Kayleigh McEnany. There is nothing wrong with mail-in voting or early voting.
Where's a good old rapture when you need one? pic.twitter.com/5Bf6mW729E
— BeauKat🌊🌊🌊 (@kwilks1120) October 22, 2022
What I wouldn’t give to see all of those clowns vanish. And as stated before, if the evangelical wingnuts are what’s in Heaven, I’ll take my chances in Hell.
They could be the stars of Lethal Stupidity. If anybody's got it, it's Lindell and Walker.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) October 22, 2022
What would taking ballots to the sheriff do? They don’t count them.
Yeah. Isn’t this scheme pretty much the same as the dreaded “mule” program? What difference who the ballots are taken to in order to be handed to election officials?
Oh, right. These are “conservatives” proposing the scheme so that make all the difference in the world.
I’m hoping that due to their notoriously poor, uneducated spelling abilities, that instead of being taken by Rapture, they will be taken by Raptors.
Oh yes, please! Where’s a hungry dino when you need one?
One can only hope.
Ursula, you forgot to mention a very important name among those who’ve voted by mail: Mr Donald “The election was rigged” Trump. He’d changed his residency to Florida for the 2020 election yet there was absolutely NO coverage of him emerging from a polling place (as many politicians have traditionally done) in 2020 which meant either he didn’t vote at all or he voted by mail.
It is possible he couldn’t be bothered to vote. That would cut into his t.v. watching, I mean executive time, and twitter schedule. Maybe he thought that if he could magically think and documents get declassified, he could vote that way as well.
I’m letting my imagination run riot here:
What if someone, or some group, purchased a few hundred blow-up dolls, filled them with helium and released them skywards in the proximity of one of the ‘rapturous’ rallies?
Then sat back while the even jellies wept and wailed that they weren’t being ‘taken up’