Melania must be getting really upset. She had to show up publicly last Saturday with Trump, where she stood at the Atlanta/Houston baseball game with crossed arms, looking pissed, until she realized everybody around her was doing the tomahawk chop and getting photographed, so she chimed in. Then Trump did whatever he did and she rolled her eyes and that went viral.
Now it’s only Friday and she’s got to do another appearance with Trumpty Dumpty the ossified egg that went splat last year. Here they are, posed in the doorway and then on cue they make their royal entrance. (Which has already been compared to the duck parade at the Peabody Hotel, see below.)
Every new Melania clip looks like a hostage video. pic.twitter.com/s84wp0wibL
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 5, 2021
She’s as tall as he is these days, which means that he’s taken the lifts out of his shoes, or he’s shrinking or both.
And she may look like she’s in a hostage video, but look on the bright side: no fucking chreeeeesemuss decorations.
This was on October 1 and the only reason this didn’t dominate a couple of news cycles is because that same night the White House announced that both Trump and Melania had COVID-19. Then you recall all that frou frou, the departure by helicopter, Trump stoned at Walter Reed telling everybody how great the experimental medications were, and then his Evita-esque scene from the Truman balcony. This was normal in the Trump era. Remember this classic, Covita?
The drama quotient has gone down considerably in Washington and here’s the comparison the Trumps evoke nowadays.
My husband just said this looks like the nightly duck parade at the Peabody Hotel ??? pic.twitter.com/k0uk3r0tOH
— ZoëbethC-MeidasMightyⓂ️Ⓜ️? (@Meidas_ZobethC) November 5, 2021
So now, Melania, it’s no longer fuck chreeeeesemuss, it’s fuck the ducks.
And we have no word at this point what Jill Biden will do for Christmas, but it won’t be this horror, guaranteed. And Melania worked her ass off to achieve this. How many brain cells does it take to know that Christmas colors are red and green, pick one?
Anybody dreaming of a red Christmas? Only in your worst nightmares? Right.
Why the hell is she still with the moron Donald, he’s a major, major embarassment! She needs to run, not walk out of Mar-a-Lago with Baron and never, never, never look back!!!
“She’s as tall as he is these days, which means that he’s taken the lifts out of his shoes, or he’s shrinking or both.”
You forgot the other very obvious possibility: She’s decided to stop wearing low heels for Donald. She used to model; she’d be very used to 3″ or 4″ or even 6″ heels. Hell, she may even be wearing platforms under the floor-length gowns.
As to those red Christmas “trees,” is that an actual picture, rather than some doctored picture? I only ask because the overall look I’m getting from the scene is that Melania’s walking down an aisle lined by handmaids (from “The Handmaid’s Tale”). I cannot believe that Melania would have done such a subversive thing and that it would’ve gone completely unnoticed or unremarked by Trump-haters.
The white caps are photoshopped but the trees and the photo op are otherwise totally real.
She used to wear heels that were at least 4 inches.
My question has always been: If she isn’t sleeping with Don, who is sexing her up?
ANSWER: SHE IS.
Did she used real blood to color those trees? Vlad the Impaler would be proud. ” Bring me goddamn moose, squirrel, or loaded pistol.”