Holy Pre-Nupt Renegotiation, Batman. Melania Trump, who could not be bothered to accompany hubby to New York City for his arraignment, not to mention abroad, is suddenly all over his campaign to return to the White House — and on the day that the E. Jean Carroll jury deliberates whether hubby will go down in history as the first presidential candidate to be found civilly liable for rape.

St. Melania has emerged and she informs one and all that she will do her BeBest to serve children when she returns to the White House. Fox News:

EXCLUSIVE: Melania Trump supports her husband’s re-election campaign, telling Fox News Digital that she looks forward to working alongside former President Trump in “restoring hope for the future and leading America with love and strength” during a second term in the White House.

Mrs. Trump told Fox News Digital that if she has “the privilege” to serve as first lady again in 2024, she would continue to prioritize initiatives focused on the well-being and development of children, to ensure they have the “support and resources they need to reach their full potential.”

“My husband achieved tremendous success in his first administration, and he can lead us toward greatness and prosperity once again,” the former first lady told Fox News Digital. […]

“He has my support, and we look forward to restoring hope for the future and leading America with love and strength,” she said.

The former first lady’s comments came after she hosted a private luncheon at Mar-a-Lago on May 6, marking the fifth anniversary of the creation of her “Be Best” initiative during her time in the White House, which focused on the well-being of America’s children, opioid abuse, and online safety. […]

“Since leaving Washington D.C., my commitment to the foster community has grown stronger,” Mrs. Trump told Fox News Digital, pointing to her work in securing scholarships for children in the foster care system with the help of her team, strategic partners and the public.

In five years she’s gotten two kids scholarships. So at that rate she’ll get maybe another ten kids scholarships before she dies of old age? Color me underwhelmed.

Trump told Fox News Digital that if her husband is elected in 2024, as first lady, she would “prioritize the well-being and development of children as I have always done.”

“My focus would continue to be creating a safe and nurturing space for children to learn, grow, and thrive,” she said. “If additional problems arise, I will take the time to study them and understand their root causes.”

Melania’s going to use her keen intellect and her fine education to figure out what ails America and she’ll fix it. Don’t you feel better already?

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13 COMMENTS

  1. I would commend her skill at being able to say that with a straight face, but it’s probably the Botox talking.
    I look forward to her artistic “F**king Chrees-moose” decorations.
    Sorry Mel, I don’t care. Do U?

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    • I loved that tape about “F**king Creesmuss” decorations. That news story would have been top of the news cycle for a lot longer than it was, but it literally broke the same day that the Trumps were diagnosed with COVID. The Creesmuss story was in the afternoon and then later that night, boom, the COVID diagnosis. So naturally the COVID diagnosis swamped everything else.

      I mention this because I wish we had spent more time on the Creesmuss story because it showed Melania up for who she was. That story and the I Really Don’t Care Do U? coat did it for me.

  2. I see two possibilities. First is that she snuck a bit of Juniors stash of cocaine – from a portion laced with a bit of LSD. The other is as you suggest – she negotiated a monster upgrade to her payout in the pre-up. I hope if it’s the latter Letecia James makes it all go “POOF.” NY State has a RICO law with almost as much teeth as the federal one and I’d dearly love for the Trump Org. to cease to exist. And that the whole house of cards comes a tumbling down. Aside from that there’s the fact that within a year now Trump has going to come up with around 400 million in cash as the legitimate lenders that hung on and gave him extensions hoping to get some of their money back call in their outstanding balances. Forcing both the Trump Org and Trump personally into bankruptcy. (Don’t think for a second those Russians he owes money to will force him to either sign stuff over lock, stock & barrel just before that leaving him in even worse shape!) I’m not a lawyer but when it comes to a bankruptcy proceeding a spouse’s pre-nup payout is WAY the hell down the list of creditors that will wind up getting something.

    I for one would take great delight, and I mean GREAT as in every time I think about it I’ll smile for the rest of my life if it comes to pass that “Melanie” winds up with jack-sh!t because her P.O.S. hubby went bankrupt and has nothing to pay her with! As I always say I’ll take my fun & enjoyment wherever I can find it. And Barron? I don’t feel the least bit sorry for him either. The worst that will happen is that he grows the rest of the way to adulthood as a middle class kid, and has to mee the same challenges you or I would have when it comes time to pay for college and then find a job. If his mom’s GREED causes him to lose out on a fairly luxurious and comfy life too effing bad. Maybe he can make a million or two writing a “my life fell apart cause my whore mom got greedy” book. Hell, he might wind up with a lot more than he’d get from his money grubbing mom!

    • I make the assumption, rightly or wrongly, that Melania negotiated for something. Maybe she got a diamond necklace. Or the deed to a piece of property and since it’s in her name, Trump’s creditors can’t get it. I’m speculating, obviously.

      Something changed in any event, and it may just have been that the optics were getting really horrible and she just didn’t want any more scrutiny than was already there.

      • What you suggest makes lots of sense. Still, Trump has got to have some type of financial hook and a big one to keep on on the payroll as trophy wife #3. After all, once she’s say got the deed to some high end property (real estate, jewelry, whatever) what’s to prevent her from up and leaving? Including the country? She could always take Barron and head overseas where it would be far tougher for Trump to win any lawsuit. Barron might just find life much more to his liking in another country away from the sh!t show circus he’s grown up in. And he’s old enough now and probably smart enough to know that unlike his half-siblings there’s no super high paying job doing ‘makework” at the Trump Org. waiting for him after college. That there probably won’t BE a Trump Org. by then! So, I still think there’s a lot of money on the table, money “Melanie” won’t collect if she leaves Trump before certain conditions (such as playing a bad version of Stepford Wife/First Lady) or as long as Trump is in the 2024 race.

  3. An amazingly quick about face considering her previous comments, attitudes, and the fact that she wouldn’t let Traitor Tot even touch her hand! Maybe she found out that Traitor Tot has some $$$ that she can get her claws on?

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  4. “Lead with love and strength”? Neither of these two boobs have any of either so she really needs to come up with something more accurate. How about “we will lead with confusion and apathy”? “Hatred and stupidity”? Yeah, definitely the last ones.

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