Like some variation of the global pandemic, Marge Greene is apparently here to stay. Or so she plans. And she’s not limiting herself to being a House member only, oh no sir. She has her eyes on greater achievements, such as being Donald Trump’s vice president, or maybe being Brian Kemp’s successor, or, kicking either Jon Ossoff or Raphael Warnock from one of their senate seats. Marge has plans, big ones, and she’s written a book about it. Who would publish such a thing, you ask? Why, would it surprise you to know that it’s none other than Donald Trump, Jr.’s publishing company? Ahhh. The lights go on in Georgia. Washington Examiner:
Sergio Gor, the president and founder of Winning Team Publishing, which was co-founded by Donald Trump Jr., expects the book and Greene’s personal stories in it to have a big impact in Washington.
“Few individuals have taken Washington by storm like Marjorie Taylor Greene,” he said. “In her first book, MTG reveals the candid truth about her upbringing, the swamp, and the future of our republic.” […]
She told Secrets: “I tell about COVID. I talk about COVID and my personal experience going through that when my dad died. I talk about fights I’ve had with people. I talk about the speaker’s race. I talk about the House Freedom Caucus. So I’m pretty much running the gamut, and I even talked about Jewish space lasers.”
Greene acknowledged that the book has a higher purpose of laying the groundwork for a bid for higher office.
“I have options. Anything from a governor’s race to a Senate seat,” she said.
Even Mitch McConnell referred to Greene’s ideas as “loony” but now they are codified in book form and Ronna McDaniel or somebody in the GOP may buy out huge lots of the book when it’s published so that Marge can claim to be on the New York Times bestseller list.
Kari Lake’s got her own podcast now and she’s bringing a 19th suit against officials in Georgia. Maybe Kristi Noem can snag the big number two spot, although the smart money is on Elise Stefanik. It remains to be seen if Stefanik would want to sully herself with such an association with Trump, but she may believe that it’s the ticket to greater power in the future. It’s all speculative at this point.
Trump will name a VP either early in 2024, if the GOP decides to designate him the nominee before the GOP convention or he will name his VP pick at the convention or shortly thereafter. If the convention is in fact a coronation, then he’ll name the pick at the convention, most likely.
If you missed the MAGA rap song, “MTG Is Our MVP” here are some of the lyrics.
Deep state and the left always hatin’
When they gonna let Joe up out that basement?
Marjorie, I really love what you do.
You calling RINO’s out, no one does it better than you
A real businesswoman, AOC’s a featherweight
A southern belle, a little hood, watch her shake n’ bake
Divorce? That’s all ya gotta bring up
Damn, watch her drain the swamp, ‘cus you know they’re corrupt
She’s fighting for our children.
She’s fighting for our freedom
She’s fighting for the Jan Six-ers
She’s fighting good versus evil
People will look back on this century and opine that the 2006 movie Idiocracy was in fact Idi-prophecy. They really ought to do a remake of that movie, and change the title. Have the man in cryogenic freeze wake up in 2017 and live with us through the ensuing seven years.
God help us if Trump or MTG is at the helm!!
Taken Washington by storm. Hmmm. Well, people who show up in congress wearing a colander also can be considered to have “taken Washington by storm”. That doesn’t make them fit for Congress, the V.P. slot on a national ticket, Senator of a state, or Governor of a state. As for “swamp draining”, are you f*cking kidding me? The previous administration filled the entire town with a sewer lagoon: not exactly draining anything be it the former prez or ‘pubes in congress. .
The queen of stupid, empty, bags of skin. The merger of arrogance and ignorance produces self important morons. Queen for a day!
MTG would make a great VP (virgin prostitute).