It might just be a case of like attracting like or something but Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Twitter followers sure seem to have a knack for finding dildos personal massagers almost everywhere they go.
Last week it was CVS Pharmacies and now they have taken Walmart’s stock of good, good, good vibrations firmly into hand, and Marge is calling the good folks at the Mega-retailer to task…
Dear @RepMTG: pic.twitter.com/S0kvqDBylm
— BobbyC (@YeahMyBad) December 17, 2022
Those Louisville sluggers seem suspicious.
MTG hates buttplugs because they would mute her speech.
— Major Duh (@MondeBoeuf) December 17, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
I've heard of culture wars, but this is getting ridiculous.
— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊#Resist #BLM (@lachevron) December 17, 2022
Boy, howdy.
Going after the famously liberal billionaire Waltons 🤣
— barb dybwad (@doctorparadox) December 17, 2022
Big donors to be calling groomers 🙄
Brushing your teeth IS part of grooming so make up your mind which aisle you want the dildos, lady!
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) December 17, 2022
Good point.
No doubt she orders hers online delivered in plain brown packaging … just as god intended.
— Lady O (@LadyO41559133) December 17, 2022
Yup
They never have an issue with the rifles and ammo being sold next to the baseball gloves though, eh?
— Mike D. 🇨🇦 (@MBD_27) December 17, 2022
Nope
There’s a non-zero percent chance she’s talking about electric toothbrushes.
— Brandon Margolis (@BrandonMargolis) December 17, 2022
To her voters they are probably on and the same.
But it’s ok for your kids to see this? 🤢 pic.twitter.com/BgEJsHd9AG
— Edward Mallon (@EdwardMallon5) December 17, 2022
My eyes! My eyes!
I’ve been looking for a dildo at Walmart. Who knew they were in the toothbrush aisle? Thanks Marge
— Terri M (@nanalexi) December 17, 2022
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Can anybody provide a picture of toothbrushes right next to sex toys ….I’m guessing not.
— 🌟💫✨⚡️💥💫🌟⚡️💥🌟💫⚡️✨💥 (@JIMrichards1010) December 17, 2022
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
They’re listed as “personal massagers”, Marge. 🙄
What one chooses to do with them is entirely up to the user.
— Keysfins #Vax’d & Masked By Choice (@Keysfins) December 17, 2022
Yup
Electric toothbrush >> vibrating toothbrush >> vibrator >> dildo. It’s a slippery slope, kids!
— Tim Ahrens (@tahrens_68) December 17, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Marge is upset because dildos are taking up perfectly good shelf space near children’s toothbrushes that could be used for displaying assault rifles and ammo.
— PWtham11 ☮️ (@pwtham11) December 17, 2022
Bingo.
This is the thrice philandering (the times we KNOW OF) chick who groped a cardboard cutout of donald trump in front of a crowd. She’s waging a war on sex toys as if she’s some Puritan when in reality she’s banging every fiveheaded fucker in her cult of a party.
It’s truly unreal.— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) December 17, 2022
Truth
— Quadcarl (@quadcarl_carl) December 17, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
— Fievel13🌈🌊 (@Fievel131) December 17, 2022
Yup
In a district that sends Marge to Congress you to wonder which one of the two is considered grooming.
— Neall (@nlltrt) December 17, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Good grief.
I have never looked for sex toys at Walmart, Target, or CVS and most certainly didn't see them next to toothbrushes.Where is Perjury Traitor Greene actually shopping?
— D Villella ❄️ (@dvillella) December 17, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Next week, MTG voters are horrified shopping for produce…
I walked through the seasonal aisle at my local Walgreens yesterday (picked up prescriptions), and there was at least one personal massager on display. Since it had a 90-degree angle between handle and rotating head, I’d guess it was intended for shoulders and backs.
Does this dim-witted woman realize the definition of libel? Sex toys are not sold at CVS, Walmart, etc. and I’ve this weird feeling the Walton family might just take offense at this silly person chasing off even one tittle of business. Having billions of dollars they can certainly afford to sue her out of existence. I guess she hasn’t been paying attention to what Dominion Voting systems and Smartec have been doing to rudy and the rest of the gang. This ought to be interesting and here’s to hoping karma is a real toothy bitch.
my local Walgreens has a couple vibrator s. they are in the aisle with condoms and lubricant s, on the top shelf. I was a little surprised, not where I would go for sex toys.
I’m not generally in that aisle, so I haven’t actually looked.
Best keep Madge out of the produce aisle. She’ll be declaring war on vegans next. 🤣🤣🤣
She seems a little too focused on her genitalia. Maybe orange Hitler hasn’t bothered to grab that one pussy, and she’s jonesing for a toy. Hard to live with rejection. Check her fridge to see if she’s overstocked with cucumbers.
Vibrators have brern carried in drugstores since around 1980. Nothing new.
HHmmm, Dalton? Not the last time I was there, or maybe I was in the wrong aisle? I MUST go shopping again!!! I’m feeling an urge to get my teeth very clean.