Yes, the You Can’t Make This Stuff Up file exploded again. That is a common occurrence. That’s why it fills up a small moon orbiting Jupiter now. When it blows up again, maybe we’ll use Jupiter itself to contain all the sheer idiocy that we read on a daily basis coming out of MAGA and Donald Trump. Then at least when that blows up, we’ll have another sun in this solar system, like in 2010: The Year We Make Contact, which we may need because if Trump gets elected, electricity and basic services may stop.
Trump is in Ohio today for a rally. This is part of his weekends and Wednesday schedule, or maybe that’s been slightly modified due to the month long extension of time on his Stormy Daniels trial. One of the warm up speakers is Bernie Morono Moreno, who deserves the name Morono and you will soon see why. His history is, shall we say, a trifle confused?
You say Moreno, I say Morono
— ExactlySorta (@pittenn_emily) March 16, 2024
Oh, and 56 members signed the Declaration, not 55, but hey, why sweat the small stuff, right?
Now are you ready for the real howler? Are you sitting the phuque down? NONE of the founding fathers that this clown enumerated signed the Declaration. Not ONE of the people he named — and certainly not Abe Lincoln who wasn’t born until 1809. Moreno is going to get raked over the coals for this. It couldn’t happen to a more deserving dummy.
Show me the person who wrote this speech and I’ll show you somebody headed for the unemployment office on Monday. This is a farce.
If this ignoramus is going to be in Heaven, I’ll take my chances in Hell.
DUMB AF ALL.
g.q.p./magat candidate so it follows they’d be missing most of the grey matter between their ears. That which is left is tasked with the automatic functions like breathing, etc. and there isn’t much of those to do that job.
The unfortunate thing is this dumb A.F. moron is running in OH. You know, the state that elected real brainiacs like santorum, vance, and gym bag. That tells me the electorate isn’t that bright to begin with-G.I.G.O.–if you have stupid voters you get stupid people representing the stupid voters.
The world’s largest repository of stupidity.
The GOP.
So much stupidity in one place, it has lost the ability to filter the stupidity out of it’s representative section, and now, perversely, attracts even more stupidity.
I think that this has now started a ‘black hole’ effect where more and more stupidity attracts more and more stupidity exponentially until the whole party disappears behind a stupidity event horizon, and is too stupid to remain in plain sight.
This might take a while since there IS so much stupidity around, but it’s clear, looking at the recent events in the GOP, that the process is under way.
Perhaps we should be thankful that a stupidity aggregator has appeared in this way, since once all the stupidity is in one place, it will be much easier to identify and control, and keep it from interfering in everyone else’s lives.
So what? I SIGNED THE MAGNA CARTA! If we have to eventually shoot these bastards, as we had to during 1941-1945, it seems a shame to waste a good bullet on these self important morons. There are cults and then there is a cult of the stupid!
The real pity about this story is that not so long ago a gaffe like this would have instantly disqualified the perpetrator from any career in politics. Now this level of ignorance is so common I’ll bet the mainstream media won’t even mention it.
“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” D. Quayle
Pity our media is not as on the ball as they were back in the day.
At least Quayle wasn’t a malignant narcissist with dementia or one of their stone-dumb minions.
Dear Goddess,,where did this Moronic Minion go to school? Somewhere a retired history teacher is either grinding her teeth as she pummels a pillow or remembering why she flunked this imbecile.