Jeff Timmer was, before Trump, Executive Director of the Michigan Republican Party.
He has since accepted a position with the Never-Trump organization The Lincoln Project, but still, his analysis of Trump’s Michigan primary win should give RNC something to contemplate as they continue to go all in for the Orangeutan’s bid for the party’s nomination.
Timmer’s informed opinion? Trump is as popular as the clap among Michigan’s female voters.
“Former President Donald Trump won the Michigan primary on Tuesday, but former Michigan Republican operative Jeff Timmer rained on his parade by noting how much support rival Nikki Haley got despite the fact that she has no shot at winning the nomination.
“It’s not just that Donald Trump continues to lose three or four out of every ten Republican votes,” said the political operative, whose bio notes he’s also a Senior Advisor to the Lincoln Project. “It’s that those voters are never ever ever coming back to Donald Trump. Chlamydia is more popular than Donald Trump among college-educated white voters, especially white women, and even non-college-educated white mainstream Protestant women.”
I suppose drumpf might edge out a slight lead over Syphilis, but I haven’t seen the polling.
Someone should ask Jeff Timmer.
ACYN captured video of Timmer’s comments yesterday and he and his followers had a lot of laughs about it:
The clap is preferable to 4 years of Trump.
— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) February 28, 2024
Even a four year case of it…
Donald Trump said avoiding an STD was his Vietnam. Chlamydia says avoiding Donald Trump is theirs.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) February 28, 2024
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It’s almost comical that the national media ignores Trump’s weakness and Biden’s strengths simultaneously. Biden wins NH as a write-in. Who cares? 96% of the vote in SC. No big deal. 80% of the vote in MI. Big warning signs! Give me a break.
— Bob (@bobtheretired) February 28, 2024
Yup.
importance of understanding the nuanced factors shaping political allegiances
— Sheeza Aslam (@MoeeniT) February 28, 2024
😜😂😂
Most women despise Trump. #BidenHarris2024 pic.twitter.com/Wbfnb9cZBG
— TPBlue🟧 (@TPBlue4) February 28, 2024
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We warned you! The women in this country will fight to straighten this ship..💪🇺🇲🙏💕 pic.twitter.com/PG7a80mFbj
— Scoobysnak (@bratwurst80) February 28, 2024
Yup
I’ll be waking up in the middle of the night laughing over this. Thank you.
— Always Thinking (@VexedAgain) February 28, 2024
Same.
Chlamydia can be cured. There's no curing Trump.
— MizzouDoc (@MizzouDoc96) February 28, 2024
Yup.
To be fair, chlamydia has a better personality
— Arthur Dent (@DentArthur2017) February 28, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
— Yolo🥀764🥀 (@Yolo7640311) February 28, 2024
😂😂😂
Chlamydia is more popular than Donald Trump. It's also easier to get rid of.
— Edith Pilaf ☮️🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇬🇧🇨🇦🇹🇭🇺🇦 (@vene_vici) February 28, 2024
Yup.
I’d much rather it burn when I pee then have Donald Trump president again.
— Optical Delusions (@delusionaryD) February 28, 2024
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Not too popular with senior women either. Or gay women. Or middle-aged women.
Or red, black, brown, blue, purple WOMEN.— Judith Kraus 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦 🟦 I Support Biden. (@JudithKraus3) February 28, 2024
Yup.
I can't pledge to vote for Chlamydia until I know it's VP pick.
— Ed the Gote (@EdtheGote) February 28, 2024
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The best comparison so far ….😜👍
— R. Sve ♑️ (@ReidunSvensli) February 28, 2024
Yup.
— JenH. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@Jenn9925) February 28, 2024
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Let's face it, magatisitis is the WORST!!
— JJ (@Beorn1959) February 28, 2024
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I wonder how Trump would poll against:
Being attacked by a great white shark?
Having your house burn down the day after you make your final mortgage payment?
Being tied up naked over a hill of fire ants?
Someone should commission Frank Luntz to find out.
This post of yours is absolutely priceless. Well done. It’d be safe to say that when Don Don finally does his impending face plant, one and all, can stand in recognition of his monumental failure, and in unison ‘give him the slow clap’ (pun intended) he richly deserves.
Maybe a slow-mo version of that “golf clap” (it’s quiet sounding) like from the movie Men At Work:
From what I have seen in pics/videos-female trump supporters are women no one wants to f*ck anyway-even the male trumpistas are pretty unf*ckable. Here’s to hoping this demographic goes extinct.
Chlamydia is easily cured by a course of antibiotics. Donnie Donuts is more like end stage syphilis and at this point nothing can be done to.help him, so we have to.prevent him infecting this country with it Make sure you vote him.