Whelp, I guess when you have to come up with a quick half billion to pay off court levied judgements against you, you can either ask to a friend to lend you the money, as might have been the purpose of Elon Musk winging it to Palm Beach today, but if that doesn’t pan out you can always sell some assets, which drumpf tried to do today in Philadelphia… nearly sparking a riot.
Far be it from me to question the business guru who bankrupted casinos, has to beg money to pay his lawyers but taking on Nike to raise that kinda money, it’s not likely to turn out any better than when he busted the USFL by trying to take on the NFL.
Enjoy:
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— Heather Thomas (@HeatherThomasAF) February 17, 2024
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Trump’s right where he belongs selling shoes nobody wants. 🤷♀️
— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) February 17, 2024
Yup.
This is what happens when you try to crash an event that isn't only cult members.
— Molly Ploofkins™ (@Mollyploofkins) February 17, 2024
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There goes Pennsylvania
— Don Draper (@DonDraperMadMen) February 17, 2024
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Well, that kinda blows up the narrative that the younger and black communities are going to vote for Trump, doesn't it.
— d0n77ru57 (@d0n77ru57) February 17, 2024
Yup.
Look at those gaudy phuqing ugly shoes
— 🧡🕊MYSTIC🕊🧡💥I AM JACK'S INDICTMENTS 💥 (@MDomino07) February 17, 2024
Created in his image…
I could watch it on repeat all day. pic.twitter.com/MhrKEjPBY5
— Atogrim von Draken (@SiriusDrakeCGBI) February 17, 2024
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Trump the shoe salesman pic.twitter.com/6u0d2hmlOT
— bostonteaparty (@bostonteapartyd) February 17, 2024
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Trump needs to wear them.
— Lou D (@gpadini) February 17, 2024
Into Biscayne Bay…
— K (@AresK911) February 17, 2024
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https://twitter.com/Scott2519733801/status/1758979077128568851
LMAOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/scsZZgFxyb
— ✨Ed 🤦🏽♂️✨ (@edtalkz) February 17, 2024
Looks like the only thing Trump can sell is…out to the Russians.






















Time for the Mr. Merriweather treatment in Little Big Man, when it was discovered he was selling an elixir made from rattlesnake heads…he, along with his protégé, Dustin Hoffman, was tarred and feathered and hung upside down on a rail for transport.
Fine movie..
Lot’s of emotion indeed Donald. Disgust. Distrust. Anger (at YOU!), Hatred (again, at YOU!) and more. Funny what happens when you’re not in front of a MAGA crowd, or a group of cowardly Republican elected officials isn’t it? I’ll be he was longing for the good old days at the UN when all that happened was leaders from the rest of the world laughing in his face.
You know, while it’s not common for celebrities to actually use the items they endorse or put their names on, most of them do have some familiarity with the product. Athletes, for instance, who put their names on various sneakers generally do wear sneakers (you’ll notice that it’s usually basketball players who get in with sneaker companies rather than football players; if track-and-field or running could produce a “professional-level” type of athlete, rather than, um, professional amateurs, then we could see a lot of them getting their own lines of running shoes–at best, though, they’re typically signed to promote existing shoes and only for relatively short contracts since they tend to become “Jeopardy” subjects within a year of their “fame”). Some hip-hop celebs get into the sneaker game but they usually only do so if they make their footwear a part of their image.
But Trump and sneakers? He may as well be partnering with Giorgio Armani or Calvin Klein or Tom Ford and launching a line of business suits for all the credibility he’s got with this promotion.
Who needs sneakers to walk from the couch to the fridge to the golf cart??? I wonder how long that cheap gold paint lasts? About as long as his appeals.
To cover the Trump Org fraud (plus interest) and E Jean Carroll case, Trump would have to sell about 1.5 MLN pairs of his ugly ass shoes. Ugly af all.