I guess Mar-a-Lago is now Lake-a-Lago, or at least she’s got one of the cottages. She seems to be perpetually in residence and it is what, January 8 and the election was November 8, which is sixty days ago — is it possible she’s been there that long?

She’s either been there or she’s flying back and forth, because she is a constant fixture these days.

Here are the Loser Twins, going on about how tough it all is. And then the fluffing begins. Apologies for the shaky video, we do what we can and are glad for what we can get. Remember, these are Democrats or Never-Trumpers behind enemy lines at Mar-a-Lago, so if the person doing the videoing is literally hiding under a table and holding the phone up with one arm, standing in a potted palm, whatever, I am grateful to him or her for passing this on to us.

Yes, Kari walked away from her career and all the money to follow the moral compass of Donald Trump. Trump is Don Quixote and Kari Lake is Dulcincea. Okay. I would enjoy this more if I dropped acid, but I’ll try to get the image in mind.

Maybe Kari earns her keep by vacuuming Trump’s red carpet. Remember this?

This is the scene, I guess. He play acts he’s still president. He’s got a miniature version of the Oval Office at Mar-a-Lago, over the ballroom. She play acts she’s really the governor of Arizona. Both play act that they’re going to be in power, real soon.

Reminds me Buckaroo Bonzai, “Were are we going?” “Planet 10!” “When?” “Real soon!” You’ve gotta have a dream, if you don’t have a dream, how you gonna make a dream come true?

Let us know, Kari, when you take possession of the governor’s mansion, we’ll be there with bells on.


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  1. Dulcinea? No way. Maybe a version of Aldonza but with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. At least Aldonza had hopes of leaving behind her old life and gaining respectability.

  2. Maybe an Arizona newspaper (preferably one with a track record of right-wing editorials) should have an issue with a headline challenging Lake’s residency since she insists on being referred to as the state’s governor. I would think that demanding people call her “the duly-elected Governor of Arizona” would lead to a requirement of actually BEING in the state rather than visiting your virtual f* buddy so frequently.

  3. Lago is actually Lake in Spanish so you may be on to something.
    Mar is sea so his white trash resort is Sea-to-Lake, which is nonsense but knowing Donnie’s IQ, probably just wanted something that sounded exotic.


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